VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#CAR

Patient Zero: The Guy Who Rear-Ended a Traffic Lawyer and Unleashed a Plague of TV Ads

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#HARLAN

# Man Discovers Harlan Coben Plot In His Own Life, Immediately Regrets Wishing For Excitement

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#NEW

New York Times Admits It’s Basically Just a $17/Month Anxiety Newsletter Now

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#TIME

Time Is Officially a Scam, Says Study That Proves We’ve All Been Gaslit by Clocks

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#USPS

USPS Wants to Make It Harder to Vote by Mail, Because Apparently Democracy Is Just Too Convenient

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#COSTCO

Costco’s ‘Invasion of the Suburbs’ Plan Is Just a Landlord’s Wet Dream and You’re Paying For It

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#BUC

Buc-ee’s Is Coming For Your Soul (And Your Highway Rest Stop), Announces Plans To Concrete Over The Entire Midwest

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#MATTHEW

Matthew Broderick Watched a Bunch of Kids Play ‘Ferris Bueller’ and Remembered He Can Still Collect That Residual Check

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Tracker Guy Melts Down Live on Stream After Realizing His Whole Personality Is Just a Spreadsheet

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#PS5

PS5 Pro Drops at $700 and Gamers Are Having a Full-Blow Existential Crisis Over a Console That Plays the Same Games

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day Is Over (Probably), So You Can Finally Touch Grass

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#DOES

Love Island Fans Realize They’ve Been Asking The Same Stupid Question For 6 Years Straight

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#MORTGAGE

BREAKING: 7% Mortgage Rates Are Back, So Say Goodbye To Your Down Payment And Hello To A Life Of Rental Agony

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#OH

Ohio Man ‘Summons’ Ancient Demon, Accidentally Solves Local Pothole Crisis

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#CHINA

China’s New ‘Social Credit’ Toaster: It Burns Your Bread If You’re A Bad Person

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