VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#HOSPITALS

Hospitals Are Now Begging You to Get Healthy So They Can Stop Being $#!%holes to Their Staff

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#JAPAN

Japan’s Latest Earthquake Was So Intense It Literally Moved The Ground (And Probably Your Ancestors’ Honor)

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#OLIVER

Oliver Haarmann Faked His Own Death To Avoid His Girlfriend, And Reddit Is Having A Field Day

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell Has a Secret Side Hustle, and It’s Ruining His Bad Boy Reputation

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#EVENTS

Woman Tases Friend During Baby Shower Because He “Ate The Last Slice of Cake”

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#ZENDAYA

Zendaya Finally Admits She’s Actually Just A Hologram Projected By The Illuminati

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake Hits California, Absolutely Nobody Surprised, Social Media Immediately Blames Californians for ‘Asking for It’

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#SPACEX

# SpaceX’s Latest Launch Literally Just Lit an Actual Forest on Fire, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See That Coming?

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#SHIPPING

My Boomer Boss Tried To “Help” By “Shipping” Me With The Office Intern—AITA For Reporting His Ass To HR?

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#MOVIES

Man Wins $1.2 Million Lawsuit After Movie Theater Employee Refuses to Let Him Bring In His Emotional Support Alligator

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#SWIMMING

Woman Who Hasn't Swum Since 2012 Forgets Water Is Wet, Freaks Out At Local YMCA

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#RSA

# Man Discovers His Girlfriend’s “Country” Is Just a Discord Server With 47 Members, Asks If He’s the Asshole for Laughing

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Re-Release, Because God Forbid We Let A Dead Horse Rest

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#ROCKSTAR

GTA VI Pre-Order Is A $150 Shitshow And Gamers Are Somehow Surprised

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#F22

F-22 Raptor Pilot Forced to Explain Why He Didn’t Just “Nudge” the Chinese Spy Balloon With His Wing

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