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#SOCIAL

# Social Security Administration Just Dropped The Mother of All Plot Twists, And Boomers Are NOT Ready

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#JAPAN

Japan's Latest Earthquake Proves The Universe Has A Sick Sense Of Humor

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#CONCERTS

Concertgoers Are Now Using Traffic Cones To Secure Their Own Viewing Spot At GA Shows And Honestly, It’s Genius Or Anarchy, Pick One

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#MEXICO

Mexico’s New World Cup Jersey Goes So Hard, It Might Just Give You a Second Heart Attack (And a Visa Denial)

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#EVENTS

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Patient Says Brain Chip Taught Him the ‘True Meaning of Depression’

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#HOSPITALS

# Man Goes to ER for Stubbed Toe, Gets Billed $47,000 Because Hospital “Ran Out of Regular Band-Aids”

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#OLIVER

Oliver Haarmann’s “Perfect Life” Collapses After GF Finds His “Manifestation Journal” – And It’s Peak Cringe

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#SAVE

House Passes "Save America Act" That No One Asked For, Bans TikTok and Makes It a Felony to Skip Ads

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#SWIMMING

Swimming’s Hidden Danger Isn’t Drowning, It’s The Fact That You’re Basically Marinating In Liquid Gold

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#MOVIES

LMAO, You Actually Paid Money To See That Movie? A Ruthless Ranking Of The Year’s Worst Box Office Flops

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake Rattles California, Locals Blame Everything Except Tectonic Plates

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#ROCKSTAR

Gamers Furious After Pre-Ordering GTA VI, Realize They Just Bought A Fucking JPEG Of A Loading Screen

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#ZENDAYA

Zendaya Spotted Doing Something Relatable, Internet Immediately Demands She Be Cancelled for Being Too Perfect

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell’s Penguin Transformation Is So Unhinged, He’s Basically Making The Other Actors Pay For His Therapy

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#HIMNO

Mexican Man SCREAMS National Anthem at Taco Bell, Gets What He F—ing Deserves

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