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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Player’s Mom Accidentally Signs Him Up For “Therapy” After Seeing “1.2 K/D Ratio”

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#SEISMIC

Scientists Discover The Absolute Worst Thing To Do During An Earthquake

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#SOCIAL

Social Security's New AI Overlord Accidentally Sends $47 Billion Checks to Dead Pets, Lawn Gnomes

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#TERREMOTO

Earthquake Hits Nowhere, Nobody Cares, Please Donate Anyway

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#HOSPITALS

Hospitals Are Now Advertising 'Healing Vibes' Instead Of Medicine, And Patients Are Dying Of Cringe

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#EVENTS

# Unhinged Karen Unleashes Nuclear Meltdown At Local Target, Cops Called, Chaos Ensues, And It’s All On Camera

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#GERARD

# Hollywood's Most Unhinged Man: Gerard Butler Punches Down On Climate Change In Most Gerard Butler Way Possible

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#FEDERAL

Federal Judge Shuts Down Trump’s Voter ID Circus, Calling It a ‘Textbook Poll Tax’. What a Shock.

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#VENEZUELA

Venezuela Hit by Earthquake; Internet Immediately Asks If It’s a “Skill Issue”

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#CITIZEN

🔴 CITIZEN VIGILANTE TREND EXPLODES – IS AMERICA ABOUT TO WILD OUT? 😱🔥

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#CAR

Man Pays $300/Month for Car Insurance for 10 Years, Gets $0 After First Accident, Calls Company, Gets Laughed At

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#MICHIGAN

# Michigan Man Childishly Sues To Block 10,000 Voters, Gets Absolutely Wrecked By Appeals Court

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#WHAT

GTA+ Is Literally Just A Monthly Subscription For Virtual Breadcrumbs 💀💀💀

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#FEDERAL

# 💸 FAFSA Fiend Alert: 1,300 Education Dept Staffers Just Got the BOOT – And Your Student Aid Is About to Get WILD 🔥🚨

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#HOUSING

HOUSING BILL JUST DROPPED A NUKE ON LANDLORDS 💥🏠

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