VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#LAVAR

BREAKING: Lavar Ball Finally Discovers He’s Not The Center Of The Universe, Immediately Files Trademark For ‘Center Of The Universe’

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#SPACE

Elon’s Ego Finally Achieves Escape Velocity: SpaceX Accidentally Launches a Slightly Used Pinto Into Orbit

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#DISNEYLAND

Disneyland Just Dropped Ticket Prices So High, You Might Need To Sell A Kidney Just To Ride ‘It’s A Small World’

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#SLATE

Slate Truck Driver Discovers Literal Slate Mine In His Trailer, Road Trip Takes A Dark Turn

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#CONCERTS

Concerts Are Officially Just Expensive Group Therapy Sessions Where Everyone Yells The Same Thing

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#BANK

Bank Robbery Suspect Foiled By Bank’s New AI, Gets Stuck In ‘Digital Lobby’ For 3 Hours Until Cops Arrive

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#CHINA

China's Pollution Is So Bad, They Invented A Giant 'Vacuum Cleaner' For The Sky. NBD.

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Re-Release, Because Apparently We Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

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#DAISY

Daisy Chain Festival Attendees Shocked to Discover It’s Just a Bunch of People Waiting in Line for Porta-Potties

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#COLIN

Colin Hanks Finally Admits He’s Been Coasting On That ‘Nice Guy’ Rep For 25 Years

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#SHIPPING

Local Man Wakes Up and Chooses Violence, Decides "Shipping" Is Why Society is Collapsing

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#COSTCO

Costco’s New Expansion Plan is Basically a Glorious Middle Finger to Anyone Who Doesn’t Own a Car

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#JAMES

# Florida Man Finally Finds a Job That Pays Off: Allegedly Kicking Back Cash for Inflated Prison Food Prices

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#JAPAN

Japan’s Latest Earthquake Proves the Universe Has a Sick Sense of Humor, But Their Infrastructure Is Still Flexing on the Rest of Us

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#PLAYSTATION

Here is a viral news article for an American audience.

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