#HOUSING
Ok, so apparently Congress finally did something other than argue about who’s getting a haircut from which sketchy lobbyist. They passed a housing affordability bill. Yeah, I know, sounds fake. But here’s the kicker: it’s already being called the "American Dream Downpayment Act" or some equally eye-roll-inducing name that sounds like it was cooked up by a focus group of golden retrievers. Let’s break this down with the energy of someone who just saw their rent go up another $500 for a studio apartment with a "cozy" rat infestation.