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#SPACEX

# SpaceX Just Launched a Rocket Carrying… A Frickin’ Giant Inflatable Space Hamster

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#BANK

Man Leaves Bank After 45 Minutes, Fined $47 for “Excessive Breathing”

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Servers Go Down AGAIN, and Gamers Are Having a Legitimate Mental Breakdown (Again)

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#RSA

Boomer’s ‘Secure’ Country Suddenly Less Secure After He Puts RSA Number on Facebook

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#MICHAEL

Michael Rapino and Donald Trump Are Allegedly "Old Friends": Everyone Immediately Gets the Ick

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#CALIFORNIA

# California Just Got Shaken Like A Martini Made By A Bartender With Anger Issues, No Major Damage Somehow

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#JAPAN

Japan’s Latest Earthquake Proves Mother Nature Hates Golden Week, and She’s Not Sorry

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell’s Son Dresses Up As Penguin For Halloween, Solidifying The Most Wholesome Flex Of 2024

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#SEISMIC

We Finally Found Something Worse Than 2024: A Seismic Wave That’s Basically The Earth Yawning In Our Faces

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#JADE

Jade Benning’s “Trad Wife” Empire Collapses After Husband’s OnlyFans Side Hustle Leaks

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#JUNE

The Actress Who Feeds Her Dog Better Than Most Humans and Everyone Is Mad Online

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#HIMNO

Mexican National Anthem Gets Roasted Online After Gen Z TikToker Calls It 'A Whole Mood' For The Wrong Reasons

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#POSTMASTER

Postmaster General to Slow Mail for Ballots Because ‘Efficiency is Overrated’

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#FEDERAL

Federal Judge Bars Trump From Making Voting Even More of a Circus Than It Already Is

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#F22

F-22 Raptor So Expensive the Air Force Has to Babysit It Like a Tamagotchi With Wings

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