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#PS5

PS5 Pro Announced, Costs More Than Your First Car, Still Doesn’t Come With A Disc Drive

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#BUC

Buc-ee’s Plans To Conquer the Entire United States, One Horrifyingly Large Gas Station at a Time

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#WHAT

Grand Theft Auto: Now With Extra Microtransactions Because Why Not

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#CAR

Florida Man Tries to Settle Car Accident Claim Himself, Immediately Gets Owned by Physics and Insurance Fine Print

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s Cringe Lord Era: Zuck Brags About “Coding His Own Shower” To Prove He’s Still A Real Boy

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#MORTGAGE

# Mortgage Rates Hit 8% and Everyone’s Favorite Pastime—Crying Into Their Avocado Toast—Is Now a Full-Time Hobby

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#SLATE

Slate Auto: The Car Company That’s Basically a Vibe Check for Your Wallet

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#JOBS

My Coworker Used My Personal Mug For Their “Emerald Smoothie” And Now HR Says I’M The Problem

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#WHEN

Prime Day Is Officially Over, So You Can Finally Stop Pretending You Need a Robovac

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#COSTCO

Costco’s Genocide-Skip Expansion: Because Apparently We Need More $1.50 Hot Dogs, Not Human Rights

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#OH

# "Gen Z Soccer Star Forgets To Do His Job, Scores Goal Instead, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind"

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#DAISY

LOL, You Actually Paid Money to Stand in a Field and Get Pepper-Sprayed by a Raging Toddler? Congrats, You’re the Pride of the Daisy Chain.

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#DISNEYLAND

Disneyland’s New Ticket Prices Are So High, You Might Actually Have To Sell A Kidney Before You Can Ride Space Mountain

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#BTC

Bitcoin Hits $150K, My Landlord Still Wants Rent In Dollars Like A Total Noob

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#AUDREY

Audrey Rich Thinks the Amber Alert Was About Her. It Wasn’t. Now She’s Mad Online.

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