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#CALIFORNIA

# California's Latest Jolt: The Earth Moves, But The Rent Doesn't Go Down

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#STEAM

Steam Summer Sale 2026 Finally Happens, Gamers’ Bank Accounts Declared Victims of War Crime

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#MICHAEL

Michael Rapino Thinks He Can Fix Donald Trump’s Terrible Vibes, Gets Absolutely Fried Online

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#JAPAN

Japan's Latest Earthquake is Just Mother Nature's Way of Saying 'Build Better, Nerds'

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#F22

F-22 Raptor Finally Finished Explaining Why It’s Better Than Every Other Jet, Everyone Else Has Left The Bar

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#SENATE

Senate Walks Back Rebuke, Admits They Forgot What They Were Mad About

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#SPRING

Spring Has Sprung (And My Allergies Are Suing Me For Emotional Damages)

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#GTA

Gamer Bro’s Entire Personality Ruined After Realizing He Won’t Be Able To Afford GTA 6

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#LAVAR

Lavar Ball’s “Billion Dollar” NFT Sneaker Drop Crashes Harder Than Lonzo’s Jumpshot

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#KENNEDY

Kennedy Center’s New “Art” Is Literally Just A Giant Blue Tarp, And Yes, Your Tax Dollars Paid For It

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#SPACEX

SpaceX's Latest Launch Was Supposed to Be Historic, But It's Mostly Just a Flex On Everyone Who Doesn't Own a Spaceship Yet

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#LEE

"Christian Singer Lee Greenwood Finally Admits 'God Bless the USA' Was Just a Tax Dodge"

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#TICKETMASTER

Ticketmaster’s “Dynamic Pricing” Has a New Low: You Now Have to Sell a Kidney to See a Mid-2000s Band in a Parking Lot

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#TRUMP

Trump, Cassidy, and the Elevator Beef That’s About to Break the Internet (Again)

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#GERARD

# Gerard Butler Goes Full Chaos Gremlin, Trains With Actual Special Forces For New Movie, And Honestly, We’re Terrified

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