VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#NETFLIX

Netflix’s ‘Top 10’ Right Now Is a Dystopian Fever Dream That Proves We Are All Doomed

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#AUDREY

Audrey Rich Amber Alert: TikTok Sleuths 'Solve' a Missing Person Case, Internet Promptly Ruins Everything

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#SLATE

Slate Truck Driver Goes Viral After ‘Paving’ Over $40K Worth of Customer’s Driveway, Calls It a ‘Creative Solution’

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#AVENGERS

Avengers: Endgame Re-Release Is Just a Cash Grab, and We’re All Gonna Fall For It Like the Sad Sacks We Are

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#JOHN

John Kerry Accidentally Admits He’s Been On The Government Payroll Since The Truman Administration

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#SWIMMING

Swimmer Drops 2,000% APR Payday Loan To Afford $75 Lane Rental, Now Lives In Lane 4

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day is Basically a Hunger Games for Your Wallet, But When the Hell Does This Dumpster Fire End?

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#EVENTS

The Unhinged Timeline: Man Claims He Was Fired for Refusing to Attend a Mandatory Company "Friendsgiving" – AITA for Telling HR to Pound Sand?

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#HOSPITALS

# Man Shows Up to ER With 'Just a Cough,' Walks Out With $47,000 Bill and a New Fear of Breathing

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#SCOTUSBLOG

Supreme Court Justice Caught Searching ‘How to Delete Browser History’ on Court-Issued Laptop

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#PLAYSTATION

PS5 Owner Discovers PlayStation Store Still Charging Him For Games His Dad Bought In 2007

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#FORTNITE

Local Man Discovers He’s Been In The Bottom 1% Of Fortnite Players For 7 Years, Still Calls Himself “Above Average”

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#MORTGAGE

Mortgage Rates Hit 8%, Homeownership Now Officially a Rich Person’s Vibes-Only Hobby

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#CITIZEN

# Locals Doxx Wrong Guy For Parking In Handicap Spot, Turns Out He Actually Owns The Store

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#JADE

Woman Who Sneezed During Her Own Wedding Makes Groom Resign From His Job As Per Wedding Contract Clause

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