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#DISNEYLAND

# Disneyland Now Costs More Than My Therapist, And At Least My Therapist Admits They’re Robbing Me

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#MATTHEW

# Matthew Broderick's Boomer Energy Reaches Critical Mass, Destroys Local Farmer's Market

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#HOUSE

House GOP’s Appropriations Bill Delay Is Like Your Roommate Who ‘Forgot’ to Pay Rent for the 47th Time

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#XBOX

Xbox Gamer Discovers Wife’s 10-Year Affair With His Live Service Subscription

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#SCOTUSBLOG

SCOTUSBlog Just Became The Unlikely King Of Twitter Drama, And The Comments Are Absolute Chaos

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#PLAYSTATION

PlayStation Store Adds A ‘Skip Trash Games’ Button, Somehow Still Misses Half The Crap

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#SWIMMING

Swimming Pool Rules Are Out of Control: Woman Banned For Refusing To Shave Her Legs

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#ALLENTOWN

# Allentown Fire Leaves Local Man’s ‘Bespoke’ Sourdough Starter ‘Ruined,’ Community in Shambles

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#AUDREY

No, You Didn't "Forget" Your Kid. You Just Let A Stranger Drive Off With Her. The Amber Alert For Audrey Rich Explained.

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#DAISY

Daisy Chain Fest Catches Fire, Literally, Because Gen Z Forgot How Campfires Work

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day is Officially Over, So You Can Finally Return to Pretending You Don’t Need a $400 Robotic Mop

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#MORTGAGE

BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Hit 8% And Everyone’s Just Gonna Have To Live In Their Mom’s Basement Forever

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#JOHN

John Kerry’s Climate Crusade Hits New Low: Demands Private Jets Get Their Own Carbon Credits for Idling on Tarmac

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#HOSPITALS

Hospitals Are Now Charging You A 'Standing Fee'—And No, I'm Not Joking, But I Wish I Was

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#AVENGERS

Avengers: Endgame Re-Release Is Just A Desperate Cash Grab For A Movie That Already Made $2.8 Billion

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