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#ELLA

Ella Langley Forced to Add Second Presale After First One Sells Out Faster Than My Will to Live

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#WHEN

Amazon Prime Day 2024 is a Never-Ending Consumerist Hellscape, But Here’s When It Technically Ends

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#2027

2027 GMC Sierra Redesign Drops So Hard It Might Actually Break Your Tailgate

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#MARIANNE

Marianne Lake, Corporate Chameleon, Somehow Still Has A Job At JPMorgan

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#HOSPITALS

Hospitals Are Now Begging You to Stop Calling 911 for Stubbed Toes, But Only If You’re Not Rich

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#PLAYSTATION

PlayStation Store Just Nuked Hundreds of Games, And Nobody Can Explain Why

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#TICKET

Taylor Swift Fans Are Literally Suing Ticketmaster For 'Intentional Incompetence' And Honestly? Slay.

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#SURGERY

Surgeon Accidentally Removes Patient’s Entire Will To Live, Family ‘Devastated’ They Have To Keep Paying Netflix

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#SENATE

Senate Walks Back Rebuke After Realizing They Were Mad About Their Own Policy

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#MORTGAGE

BREAKING: Mortgage Rates Hit Another Record High, Gen Z Suddenly Realizes They Might Actually Have to Live With Their Parents Forever

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#PHOEBE

Phoebe Bridgers Thinks You’re An Idiot For Not Getting Her New Album, And Honestly, She’s Kinda Right

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#SPACE

# Elon Musk’s Latest SpaceX Launch Literally Left a Hole in the Atmosphere, and Nobody Knows What That Means

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#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Sees Record Traffic as Every Single Oil Tanker Flips Off Iran Simultaneously

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#DOLLY

Dolly Parton Accidentally Solves Global Hunger, World Leaders Furious They Didn't Think of It First

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#MOUNTAIN

Mountain Dew Fanatics Are Dropping $800 on a 'Rare' Bundle That’s Just 12 Cans of Diabetes in a Cardboard Box

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