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#TICKET

Ticket Master Just Dropped a New "Platinum" Fee That Costs More Than Your Firstborn's College Fund

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville Now Selling ‘Pranks for Seniors’ Kits That Are Just a Brick in a Sock and a Bus Ticket to Florida

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#DOLLY

Dolly Parton Buys Graceland, Renames It ‘Dollywood’s Annex for Rhinestones and Revenge’

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#STUDENT

Student Loan Borrower Gets Debt Forgiven, Immediately Buys a Boat, and Reddit Loses Its Entire Damn Mind

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#SWIMMING

You’re Not Special, You Just Learned to Swim at 30 Like It’s a Personality

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#SURGERY

# Man Wakes Up From Surgery To Find Doctors Removed Wrong Organ, Now Has To Pay For Both Operations

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#EVENTS

NPR CEO Caught In 4K Faking 'Neutrality' While Leaking Talking Points To DNC Operatives

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#MOUNTAIN

Mountain Dew Fanboys Are Drooling Over a New ‘Gamer’ Bundle That’s Just Three Different Colors of Liquid Diabetes

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#TRUMP

Trump Judge Rules Mail-In Ballot Counting Can Resume, Proving Democracy Is Just A Suggestion

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#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Sees Record Low Traffic After Iran Threatens to Turn It Into a 'Swimming Pool'

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#TICKETMASTER

# Ticketmaster’s New “Dynamic Pricing” Feature Lets You Pay 8x More For The Privilege Of Crying In A Parking Lot

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#ASHURA

Ashura: The Day a Billion People Grieve, and You’re Probably Just Checking Your Phone

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey’s Midlife Crisis Hits Peak Cringe, Announces He’s Leaving Acting to Become a Full-Time ‘Emotional Black Hole’

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s Cringe Lord Era Reaches Peak Cringe With ‘Zuck Bucks’ Disaster

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#EMILIA

Emilia Clarke Claps Back At Critics Who Think She Owed Them a "Game of Thrones" Ending

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