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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave of BS Hits San Francisco as People Suddenly Realize Earthquakes Aren't a Myth

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#XBOX

Xbox Just Raised Prices, Because Apparently Your Wallet Wasn’t Screaming Loudly Enough

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#BRAMERTON

Bramerton Big Cat ‘Sighting’ Has Locals Ready to Throw Hands With a Puma That’s Probably Just a Large, Angry Housecat

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#USHA

Usha Vance Slammed For Door-Kicking Stunt That Was Totally Fine When AOC Did It

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#IS

Ticketmaster Collapses During Taylor Swift Pre-Sale, Chaos Ensues, And Honestly? We’re Shocked. Shocked. Well, Not That Shocked.

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#MILLIE

Millie Bobby Brown on a Mission to End the 'Gen Z Savior' Industrial Complex, One Unhinged Interview at a Time

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#KELSEY

Kelsey Grammer Finally Admits He’s Been Playing Himself This Whole Time, Announces New Sitcom ‘Frasier: But This Time He’s The Problem’

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#CITIZEN

# Man Baby-Kicks His Way Into Hero Status After "Fixing" Broken Traffic Light With Bare Hands

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#GILMORE

Gilmore Girls Fans Are Losing Their Shit Over Netflix’s Latest ‘Upgrade’ (It’s Worse Than You Think)

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#ALITO

# Supreme Court Drama: Sotomayor Allegedly Called Alito a "Fing Bully" in Hallway Spat That Has DC Lawyers Frothing

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#RECKLESS

# "I Got Hit by a LEGO at 3 AM and Now I'm Suing for $50K" — Man Claims Ben's Reckless Brick Toss Changed His Life Forever

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#VACCINE

I Took The COVID Vaccine And All I Got Was This Lousy Lifetime Of Immunity (And A Booster)

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#FAITH

Faith Hill’s ‘Cry’ Gets A Remix: Fans Furious After She Accidentally Loves Her Neighbor’s New Fence

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#ZOE

Zoe Saldaña Says She ‘Regrets’ Turning Down a Major Role—And the Internet Has Thoughts

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#BRAD

Brad Pitt’s New GF Is Reportedly ‘Ready To Settle Down,’ Which Is A Real ‘Get The Kids A Stepmom’ Energy Move

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