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#ALITO

Alito and Sotomayor’s Supreme Court Feud Finally Gets the Reality TV Episode It Deserves

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#RECKLESS

Manchild Sues Lego After Tripping Over His Own Stupidity, Demands Millions for ‘Emotional Damage’

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#KELSEY

Kelsey Grammer Fires Venomous Tirade At Studio Execs, Threatens To ‘Pull A Frasier’ And Leave Show For A Decade

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#ZOE

# Zoe Saldaña’s Lawyer Accidentally Sends Nude Pic to Entire Cast—And Now She’s “Mortified” (Or Gearing Up for a PR Rebrand?)

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#SPRING

# Man Goes Outside After Six Months, Immediately Remembers Why He Stopped

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#PASSENGER

Air Canada Passenger’s ‘Petty Revenge’ On Seat-Kicker Goes Nuclear, Flight Diverted—AITA?

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#BRAD

Brad Pitt’s New Girlfriend Reportedly Has The Emotional Depth Of A Puddle (And He’s Still Paying For Dinner)

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#SCOTT

Scott Pelley Signs with CAA, Because Of Course He Did

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#STATIN

New Study Drops: Scientists Finally Figure Out How To Tell If Statins Will Turn Your Muscles Into Jell-O

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#KEITH

Keith Urban Accidentally Reveals He’s Been A Sentient AI This Whole Time, Fans Demand Refund For “Human” Tour

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#JD

Usha Vance Finally Breaks Silence, Says 'Actually, My Husband's a Weirdo Too'

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#CAIT

# Woman "Accidentally" Drives Car Into Ex-Boyfriend's Living Room, Claims GPS Told Her To

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#GREGG

# Man Who Spent 30 Years Complaining About "Woke" Everything Accidentally Discovers He's Been The Problem This Whole Time

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#ED

Ed Norton’s Neighbor Finally Reveals What He’s Really Like, and Reddit is Having a Field Day

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#BAHRAIN

Man Uses Wife’s Inheritance To Buy $4 Million Worth Of Gold-Plated Dog Houses, Gets Absolutely Roasted By Entire Country of Bahrain

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