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#DOJ

DOJ Sues Itself Over Epstein Docs, Promises Transparency by Redacting Everything Including the Color of the Sky

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#JANICE

Janice Dean Finally Admits She’s Been a Human Disaster Longer Than Any Natural One

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#ANN

Florida Woman Ann Blyth Declares War on Invasive Species, Accidentally Becomes International Hero

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#KOSPI

KOSPI Goes Full Crypto Mode: Korean Stock Market Crashes 8% In One Day, And Nobody’s Even Surprised Anymore

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#ALLENTOWN

# Allentown Fire: Local Man Single-Handedly Burns Down His Own House After Arguing With Zillow Listing Price

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#SWIMMING

Swimmer Forced to Explain to Friends That Yes, He Actually Has to Use the Pool to Get to the Other Side

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#STUDENT

Broke Grads Are Begging to Make Payments on $0 Monthly Bills—And Apparently That’s a Crime Now?

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#RENT

# NYC Landlords In Shambles After City Announces Rent Freeze: "Guess I'll Have To Sell My Third Yacht"

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey Finally Admits He’s Been ‘Kinda Over’ Being McDreamy For 20 Years, And Honestly, Same

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#EVENTS

Reddit User Who Faked His Own Death to Avoid a Wedding Gets Roasted After His Mom Casually Exposes Him at Thanksgiving Dinner

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#KING

King Charles and Queen Camilla Won’t Live at Buckingham Palace, Because Even Monarchs Know That Place Is a Dump

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville’s Latest Stunt Literally Kills a Man’s Entire Vibe, Internet Divided

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#MOUNTAIN

# Mountain Dew Is Selling 5-Cent Bundles And Gen Z Is Having An Existential Crisis

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#LOST

# Gen Z Discovers 'Lost Boys' Is About Phoebe Bridgers' Ex, Proceeds To Have Complete Mental Breakdown On Main

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#TICKETMASTER

Ticketmaster’s New ‘Dynamic Demand Pricing’ Now Costs Extra If You Blink Too Hard While Buying Tickets

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