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#SWIMMING

Swimming After Eating: Scientists Confirm Waiting 30 Minutes is a Complete Lie Your Parents Fed You

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#TICKETMASTER

# Ticketmaster Finally Admits They’ve Been Using Hamster-Powered Servers Since 2003

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#SENATE

Senator's Absolutely Shocking Walk-Back Of Rebuke Leaves Everyone Asking 'Wait, What Just Happened?'

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know That No One Actually Gives a Shit About Your "Journey"

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Fans Are Losing Their Minds Over Manon’s “Ghosting” Update, And Honestly, The Drama Is Peak 2024

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#ASHURA

# Ashura Just Dropped: Why the World's Most Metal Religious Ritual Has Everyone Freaking Out

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#MARIANNE

Marianne Lake Finally Admits She’s Just an AI Trained on 10,000 Hours of Corporate Jargon

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Just Admitted He Stole Your FarmVille Data, But He’s ‘Sorry’ So We Gucci?

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#YILDIZ

# Man Who Didn't Ask For Help Gets Exactly What He Deserves, Internet Agrees

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#BRAMERTON

Bramerton Big Cat Sighting Has Locals Convinced It’s Just A Really Judgmental Housecat On Steroids

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#STEAM

Steam Summer Sale 2026 Somehow Manages To Be Both A Banger And A Total Letdown At The Same Time

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#LAINEY

# Lainey Wilson’s New Album Drops and She’s Still Somehow the Most Normal Person in Country Music

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#DAVID

David Clayton Thomas’s Barely-There Thong At The Grammys Is The Only Thing We Needed To See

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#ANNA

Florida Woman’s HOA Nightmare Ends With A SWAT Team, A Bulldozer, And Her Ex’s Prius In The Pool

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#SEISMIC

Scientists Confirm Earth Just Let Out the Biggest Fart in Recorded History, Experts "Concerned"

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