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#FORD

# Ford Fires Electrician After He Refused To Fix His Own EV With His Own Tools On His Own Time

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#DUTTON

Dutton Ranch Owner Throws Tantrum Over Hiking Trail, Demands Hikers “Get Off My Lawn” — Literally

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#SHARKS

Shark Tank Goes Bust: Gen Z Scientist “Cancels” Great Whites For Being “Problematic” And “Overrated”

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#ZACH

Zach Galifianakis Leaves Hollywood to Become a Full-Time Goat Farmer, Community Horrified to Learn Goats Are Also Judgmental

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#S

Local SWAT Team Accidentally Raids Wrong House, Finds Man Mid-Bath, Now Both Are Traumatized

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#FLU

# The Flu Shot Industrial Complex Is Begging You To Roll Up Your Sleeve (Or Else)

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#NEWT

Newt Gingrich Still Alive, Somehow Still Giving Terrible Advice to Anyone Who Will Listen

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#JEFF

Jeff Probst Finally Admits He’s Been Ghosting ‘Survivor’ Contestants Since Season 1

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#OMG

Woman Sues Hinge After 47 Dates in One Year Yielded ‘Zero Chemistry,’ Judge Somehow Doesn’t Immediately Throw Case Out

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#DAVID

David Beckham’s Latest Flex Is So Boomer It’s Literally Causing a Housing Crisis

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#MAMDANI

Mamdani’s 78-Degree Rule: Gen Z Discovers Central Heating, Immediately Melts

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s New ‘Sphere of Silence’ Megamansion Is the Most Out-of-Touch Thing You’ll See Today

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#PRESCHOOL

My Kid’s Preschool Has A "No Running" Policy And I’m Ready To Fight The Principal

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#JONATHAN

# Jonathan Swan Crashes Out Live on Air After Reporter Dares to Ask a Real Question

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#BITCOIN

Bitcoin Bros Are Absolutely Losing Their Shit After The Price Did That Thing It Does Again

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