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#BIRTHRIGHT

Donald Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban Gets Smoked by a Judge Faster Than I Can Say ‘14th Amendment’

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#KENNY

I Checked My Mormon Neighbor’s ‘Survival Bunker’ And Now I’m The Bad Guy? AITA

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#VENEZUELANS

I Asked A Venezuelan How To Make Arepas, He Gave Me A 45-Minute Rant About Socialism Instead, And Now I’m The Villain

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#TRUMP

# Trump’s Latest Tariff Tantrum Threatens to Turn the Gordie Howe Bridge Into the World’s Most Expensive Pile of Scrap Metal

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#SPRING

Spring: The Season Where Everyone Pretends to Be Happy While Sniffling Into a Cloud of Pollen

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#BELLA

Bella Hadid Finally Breaks Her Silence, Says She’s ‘Had It’ With People Caring About Her Silence

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#SCOTUS

SCOTUS Drops the Hammer on Arizona Voter Law, Chaos Ensues (Or Not, It’s Complicated)

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#TRUMP

Trump’s New Housing Bill Is the Worst Idea Since Sliced Bread (And We Already Had Bread)

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#CLARENCE

Clarence Thomas Finally Has ‘New Ethics Rules’—Democrats Immediately Clutch Pearls, Cite ‘Dark Money,’ and Get Ratioed

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#SUPREME

Supreme Court Greenlights GOP Plan to Make Voting Feel Like a Medieval Ordeal

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#DAIZEN

Maeda's Animalistic Press Single-Handedly Causing Global CO2 Emissions To Spike

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#SLAUGHTER

Local Man Spends 3 Hours Arguing With Wife About Dinner, Unironically Compares It to 'The Trolley Problem'

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#REFERENDUM

The Guy Who Voted “No” On The Ice Cream Referendum Is Now The Most Hated Person In Town

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#BATTERY

# Man's 'Game-Changing' Battery Hack Ends in Flames, Literally, After He Tried to 'Juice Up' His Tesla With a Gas Generator

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#MOON

BREAKING: Supermoon Tonight Will Be 14% Bigger, 100% More Likely To Make You Text Your Ex

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