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#TOY

Toy Company Unleashes ‘Emotionally Honest’ Doll That Screams ‘I’m Tired of Your Shit’ When You Hug It

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Was Basically A Super Bowl For Emotionally Constipated Men Who Now Have To Care

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#PESTICIDE

I Accidentally Ate Pesticide-Laced Produce And Now I’m Basically A Supervillain (Or Maybe Just Dying)

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#KEN

Ken Paxton Finally Finds A Texas Judge Who Thinks ‘Porn Is A Public Health Crisis’ Right Before Bedtime

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#TEXAS

Texas Lawmakers Ban Paid Voter Assistance, Ensure Only Unpaid Volunteers Can Help Grandma Fill Out Her Ballot While She Shakes Like a Leaf in a Hurricane

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#NORTHERN

Northern Lights Chasers Are Freaking Out Over A "Spectacular" Forecast, But Let's Be Real—You're Probably Going To See A Cloud

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#ROBERT

Robert Eggers Has Officially Lost His Damn Mind, And We Are Absolutely Here For It

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#ELLIOT

Elliot Page Drops Bombshell That Has MAGA World Absolutely Seething (It’s Not What You Think)

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#TUPOLEV

The Tupolev Tu-160 Is Basically A Fighter Jet For People Who Hate Fuel Efficiency

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#PEACOCK

Peacock’s New “Premium Plus Premium” Tier Costs $99.99/Month, Still Shows Ads, Still Buffers

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#OLSEN

Trent Olsen, The Forgotten Twin Brother, Ties The Knot And The Internet Is Having An Existential Crisis

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#ALAN

# Alan Dershowitz Sues CNN For $300 Million, Claims Network “Framed” Him As Epstein’s “Mouthpiece”

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#JUNK

Junk Food Is Officially Cheaper Than Therapy, and Guess Which One America Is Choosing?

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#WIMBLEDON

Wimbledon's New 'All-White' Dress Code Ban Actually Targets THIS One Specific Player, And Honestly? Kinda Based

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#CARL

So, You Think Your Day Was Bad? This Guy Blew $30 Million In 80 Days, And It's Actually Wild

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