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#CERN

CERN Finally Shuts Down, Scientists Hoping To Fix That Annoying Rattle In The Universe

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#VENEZUELA

# Venezuelan Soccer Star Scores Own Goal Against Nature As Earthquake Strikes During Match, Fans Demand Refund From Tectonic Plates

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#JACK

Jack Doherty Finally Faces Consequences After Years of Being a Walking Publicity Stunt

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#DUMFRIES

Man Busted For Having 47 Bottles Of Hot Sauce In His Trunk, Cops Say It’s A “Biohazard,” Internet Says It’s A Tuesday

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#SPACE

SpaceX’s Latest Mars Ship Crashes Into Ocean, Elon Blames ‘Slightly Damp Air’ Again

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#CBS

CBS’s ‘Fire Country’ Season 3 Is Basically Just ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ With More Forest Fires and Less Shondaland

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#NUEVO

# Mexican Governor Dares to Say the Quiet Part Out Loud: "We're Not Your Personal Piggy Bank for Free Healthcare"

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Was Reportedly a 3-Day ‘Eras Tour’ of Narcissism And We Weren’t Invited

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#E

E. Jean Carroll’s Lawyer Just Dropped a Nuke on Trump’s Wallet, and Honestly? It’s Art

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#SAVINGS

# Boomer’s “Skip One Latte” Savings Advice Somehow Fails To Buy A House In This Economy

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#MONACO

Monaco’s Rich People Are Literally Mad Because Their Yachts Keep Getting Stolen… By the Ocean

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#PERSIAN

U.S. Military Flexes in Persian Gulf, Iran Just Rolls Its Eyes and Eats a Kebab

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#RICK

Rick Scott and Donald Trump’s ‘Secret’ Mar-a-Lago Meeting Was Just a Masterclass in GOP Garbage Politics

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#DEPORTACIÓN

# Man Gets Deported To Mexico, Immediately Realizes He Left His Vape In His Friend’s Truck

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#OLSEN

Meet Trent Olsen: The Forgotten Twin Brother Who Just Got Hitched (And No, He’s Not A Cryptid)

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