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#CORTE

I Tried To Sue The Supreme Court, But The Bouncer Said I Wasn't On The List

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#ROBERT

ROBERT EGGERS’ LATEST FILM IS A 3-HOUR SLOW-MOTION MONTAGE OF BEARDS DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER

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#CBS

CBS's 'Fire Country' Is Back For Season 3 And Honestly, The Hot Convicts Are The Least Of The Plot's Problems

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#GUO

Guo Wengui’s ‘Magic Bank’ Scam Finally Implodes, And His Bonkers New Defense Is Peak Main Character Syndrome

🔥 Vol: 500

#FUBO

Fubo CEO Blames Every Streaming Service Except His Own For Why Their Prices Keep Going Up, Internet Laughs In 4K

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#NUEVO

Woman Sparks Global Meltdown After Ordering 'Tacos' with Flour Tortillas in Monterrey

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#NC

# Convicts Stage Hostage Crisis at North Carolina Jail, Demand Better Snacks and Wi-Fi

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#MONACO

Monaco Royal Family Accidentally Reveals Their ‘Secret Level’ Tax Rate Is Just 0.5%

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#DUMFRIES

Woman Sues Dumfries, Virginia, After Allegedly Being Attacked By A Feral Possum That She Claims Was "Clearly The Mayor"

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#ELLIOT

Elliot Page’s Latest Stunt Proves He’s Still The King Of Making Cis People Uncomfortable

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#VENEZUELA

# Venezuelan Soccer Star Scores Own Goal Against Mother Nature As Earthquakes Rattle Stadium Mid-Match

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#MSTR

🚨 Michael Saylor Literally ACCUSED of Running a Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme (And The SEC is Just Sitting There?) 🚨

🔥 Vol: 2000

#KASH

Kash Patel Drops Bombshell UFC Plot That Makes Watergate Look Like A Parking Ticket

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#PERSIAN

U.S. Military Sends More Ships to Persian Gulf, Locals Confused Why We’re Still Policing a Puddle We’ve Already Won Three Times

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#AURORA

Aurora Borealis Fans Are Furious That Their Northern Lights Trip Got Ruined By The Sun Doing Exactly What It's Done For 4.6 Billion Years

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