VIRAL NEWS NETWORK

#MOTOR1

Man Buys $87K Motorcycle, Immediately Crashes It Into $150K SUV He Also Owns, Refuses To Elaborate

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#BOY

Boy Dies From Rabies Bat Bite After His Parents Refused Medical Care Because It Was "God's Will"

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#ALEXIA

Alexia Putellas Gets Hit With a Retroactive Red Card for ‘Excessive Awesomeness,’ FIFA Confirms in Leaked Memo

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#KWWL

Local Man Who Yelled At Clouds For 45 Minutes Finally Hired As City’s Chief Meteorologist

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#MELISSA

# Small-Town Mayor Melissa Gilbert Accidentally Declares War On Neighboring Town's Beloved Possum, Chaos Ensues

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#POTATO

Potato Chip Recall Sparks National Crisis, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Botulism

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#QUINN

Woman Buys $3 Thrift Store Jacket, Internet Loses Its Mind Over The Guy Who Used To Own It

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#RESCUE

Rescue Dog Gets One Last Ride In Convertible Before Crossing The Rainbow Bridge, Because Apparently Even Dogs Get Better Farewell Tours Than Most Humans

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#WRONGFUL

You’re Gonna Want to Sit Down for This: A Wrongful Death Lawyer Just Got Sued for Wrongful Death, and the Irony is Thicker Than a Texas Oil Spill

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#NUCLEAR

Iran's Nuclear Program Just Got Real, and the West is Having a Full-Blown 'We Are So Fcked' Moment

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#LANDMAN

Landman Accused of ‘Cultural Appropriation’ After Using Backhoe to Dig For Oil, Not Indigenous Artifacts

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#CLIMATE

Florida Man’s ‘Genius’ Climate Solution Involves Just Blowing the Hurricanes Back Out to Sea with Giant Fans

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#DONALD

# Trump Reportedly Planning To Add His Own Face To Mount Rushmore, Because Of Course He Is

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#DAVID

My Brother Quit His Job To Chase His "Interior Design Dream" — Now He Wants To Live In My Basement Rent-Free While He "Finds Himself"

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#PARASITE

Holy Crap: Parasite Outbreak Turns Entire Town Into Explosive Diarrhea Geysers, And The Internet Is Having A Field Day

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