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#VALIANT

Navy Spends $15 Billion on Super-Soldier Shield, Gets Torpedoed by Own System in Snoozy Drill

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#MARTHA

Martha Stewart Casually Admits She’s Been Using Her Neighbor’s Wi-Fi For 6 Years Because “Why The Hell Not”

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#HENRY

# Henry Schuster Leaves 60 Minutes After 32 Years, And The Internet Is Acting Like It’s A National Tragedy

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#DEPARTMENT

# Former Department Store Employee Reveals The Dark Secret Behind Those "70% Off" Clearance Racks, And Honestly We Should Have Known

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#FABLE

YOUR BOY IS FINALLY BACK FROM THE FUCKING MOON 🚀🌕

🔥 Vol: 2000

#MANNY

MANNY RUTINEL: THE LUIGI OF THE BALLOT? 💀🗳️

🔥 Vol: 2000

#CHRIS

💥 CHRIS BROWN’S LATEST MOVE JUST MADE THE INTERNET LOSE ITS ABSOLUTE MIND 💥

🔥 Vol: 2000

#TAYLOR

Taylor Sheridan Just Dropped The Wildest New Show And It’s Already Breaking The Internet 💀🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#VANITY

KATSEYE IS THE NEW IT GIRL AND VANITY FAIR IS OBSESSED 💅🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#VENEZUELA

VENEZUELA STARTS SHAKIN’ ⚽️🇻🇪💀 – EARTHQUAKE HITS MID-GAME, PLAYER DOESN’T EVEN FLINCH

🔥 Vol: 1000

#TAYLOR

TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL LEAKS DMs, BODY SLAMS HATERS, AND WE’RE ALL JUST LIVING IN HER DRAMA 🌶️💀📱

🔥 Vol: 2000

#BILLY

BILLY EICHNER JUST TOLD HOLLYWOOD TO "SIT THE F DOWN" AND WE ARE NOT OKAY 💅🔥

🔥 Vol: 1000

#ERIN

ERIN KRAKOW JUST GOT HIT WITH A CAREER-GRENADE 🔥😱👰‍♀️

🔥 Vol: 1000

#CLASS

CLASS ACTION GOT THE WHOLE SYSTEM SHAKING 💀⚖️

🔥 Vol: 2000

#HUDSON

🚨 THE HUDSON TUNNEL PROJECT IS LITERALLY THE MOST INSANE INFRASTRUCTURE GLOW-UP IN AMERICAN HISTORY 🚨

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