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#IN

In-N-Out Fans Are Losing Their Sht Over New Locations, and Honestly, It’s Peak First World Problems

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#GIANT

# BREAKING: Giant Eagle Spotted Terrorizing Midwest, Demands Tolls For Bridge, Eats Local Man's Prius

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#MITCH

Mitch McConnell’s Own Brain Finally Forgets To Vote, GOP Colleagues Pretend To Be Shocked

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#SOCIAL

Yo, Millennials Are Getting Social Security 250th Anniversary Cards (And We’re Not Even Dead Yet)

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#BILL

Bill Pulte’s ‘Twitter Philanthropy’ Sparks Chaos as Broke Gen Z Flood His Mentions Begging for Rent Money

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#JON

Jon Ossoff Is Going Viral For Absolutely Destroying Some Bureaucrat And Reddit Is Simping So Hard Right Now

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#ZELDA

Zelda Fans Lose Their Minds Over Ocarina of Time Remake Pricing, As If They Expected Anything Less From Nintendo

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#JOHN

# Retired CIA Chief John Brennan Sues Trump Admin: Surprised Pikachu Face

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#LARA

Lara Trump’s Latest Grift Is So Transparent I Can See Through My Phone Screen

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#COUNTRY

Country Music Star's Cancer Battle Takes A Turn, And Fans Are Losing Their Minds Over His "Chicken Soup" Request

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#ENOLA

Enola Holmes 3 Finally Announced, Because Apparently We Need More Movies About A Teenager Who’s Smarter Than Everyone

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#DONALD

Donald Trump’s July 4th Speech Was a Masterclass in Making It All About Him (Again)

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#BLAISE

Blaise Taylor’s “Empowerment” Scam Exposed: Charged With Fraud After Selling ‘Hustle Culture’ to Dumbasses

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#MH

# Navy Pilot Ditches $35 Million Helicopter in the Arabian Sea, Internet Says 'Skill Issue'

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#TRUMP

Trump Fan Gets Absolutely Roasted After Trying to Win a Stuffed Animal at the State Fair, Immediately Blames the “Deep State Carney”

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