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#IS

Costco Shopper Gets Roasted Alive After Asking 'Is Costco Open Today?' on Reddit

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#BOSTON

Boston Pops 4th of July Spectator Gets Dragged to Hell by Fireworks, Suburbs Rejoice

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#RYAN

Ryan Seacrest Is Reportedly Still Alive, Somehow Avoids Being Recycled Into New Host

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#DECLARATION

The Declaration of Independence Is Basically the World’s First ‘I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed’ Letter

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#PATRIOT

Absolute Brain Rot: Patriot Front Tries to "Reclaim" a Park, Gets Absolutely Clowned On by Local Pigeons

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#IS

Is Starbucks Open on the 4th of July? America Runs on Caffeine, Not Patriotism

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#DEPARTMENT

# DOGE OWNS THE LIBERALS: Elon’s ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ Actually Just Means Firing Everyone With a Pulse

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#SEAL

Seal Yells at Local Man for Not Throwing Fish Fast Enough, Internet Declares Him King

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#PAUL

# Paul Pelosi’s Attack Video Drops, and Reddit’s Conspiracy Theorists Are Having a Field Day

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#FLU

Oh great, another year, another chance to get stabbed in the arm by a glorified papercut. Here's why you're probably still an idiot if you skip it.

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#DIANE

# ABC News Finally Admits Diane Sawyer Was Actually Just A ChatGPT Beta That Escaped The Lab In 1999

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#VACCINES

Vaccine Skeptic’s ‘All-Natural’ Immunity Plan Backfires Spectacularly, Ends Up In Hospital With ‘The Worst Case Of Lockjaw In State History’

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#WAYNE

Wayne Gretzky’s Son Arrested for Felony, And The Internet’s Reaction Is Peak “The Great One’s” Gene Pool

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#GARY

Gary Sinise Buries His Son, Gives Gold Star Families the Finger in Most Boomer Move Ever

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#MACYS

Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Was a Total Dud, and I Want a Refund on My Tax Dollars

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