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#MARIO

Nintendo’s New Mario Kart Update Lets Your Real-Life Credit Score Dictate Your Virtual Kart Speed

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#IN

In-N-Out Finally Expands East, And The Reactions Are The Most Unhinged Thing You’ll Read Today

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#MITCH

Mitch McConnell Finally Freezes Into a Human Sarcophagus, Senate Declares ‘Business as Usual’

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#DOKU

My Fiancé Spent Our Wedding Fund On A "Soul Cleansing" Dokü Retreat In Bali—AITA For Canceling The Wedding AND Reporting The "Guru"?

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#FORD

Ford Electrician Fired for Refusing to "Waste Time" on EVs He Says Are "Unfixable"

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#UNKNOWN

# Krafton’s “Mystery Bonus” Turns Out to Be a Single $5 Steam Gift Card—Employees Say They’d Rather Have a Pizza Party

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#MAHA

MAGA Farmers Met With Trump, And Honestly, I Have So Many Questions

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#SOCIAL

Social Security Sends 250th Anniversary Cards, Boomers Finally Get Something in the Mail That Isn’t a Bill

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#LAWSUIT

Lawsuit Filed Against Man Who Asked If Anyone Else’s Wife Also “Just Kinda Sucks”

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#RUSSIA

Putin Finally Realizes War Is Expensive, Demands Ukraine Pay For It

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#JOHN

Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Files Lawsuit, Claims Trump Admin Turned Him into a "Walking National Security Risk"

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#AMY

Man Child Pro Golfer Phil Mickelson’s Wife Drops The Mic With The Most Brutal Divorce Filing In Legal History

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#ED

# ED HARRIS SCREWS OVER SLEEPING HOUSEMATE BY TAKING HIS BLANKET, THEN CLAIMS "IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD" - AITA?

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#JUDGE

# Judge Accused of Napping Through Murder Trial, Still Delivers Verdict Faster Than Most Jury Deliberations

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#ENOLA

Enola Holmes 3 Confirms Millie Bobby Brown Will Solve Mysteries While We All Ignore the Obvious Plot Holes

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