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#TRUMP

# Trump Accidentally Admits He’s Been Lying For Years, Blames It On "Low Energy"

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#VINTON

# Small-Town Ohio Mayor Bans ‘Bigfoot Erotica’ From Library, Sparks Constitutional Crisis Over Sasquatch Smut

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#LLUVIA

# Rain in Spain? More Like "Lluvia" - The Latest Main Character Energy Wrecking Your Vacation Plans

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#EXERCISE

Gym Bro Finally Discovers the Real “Valiant Shield” Involves Actual War, Not Just His Pre-Workout Ritual

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#EXXON

Exxon CEO Literally Suggests You Just Breathe Less If You’re Worried About Climate Change

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#CUBA

Cuba’s Latest Bright Idea: Letting Americans Use Their Credit Cards So They Can Watch Them Fail

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#EMPIRE

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING: A MONUMENT TO FORGOTTEN KNOWLEDGE OR A HIDDEN FREQUENCY BEACON?

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#CANADA

Canada Day 2026 Was Literally Just A 24-Hour Long Apology Tour For Being Polite

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#TOBACCO

Tobacco CEO Blames Lung Cancer on ‘Lack of Positive Thinking,’ Offers Free Crystals Instead of Nicotine Patches

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#UNITED

United States Senate Finally Does Something, Immediately Regrets It

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#FDA

FDA Potato Chip Salmonella Warning: The Crunchy Cover-Up You Were Never Meant to Hear About

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#DAVID

David Beckham Accidentally Solves World Peace By Doing Literally Nothing—Again

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#BELLINGHAM

Bellingham Man Single-Handedly Solves Housing Crisis By Living In His Car, Demanding Everyone Else Do The Same

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#RUSSIA

Putin’s New ‘Peace Plan’ Is Just a 1,000-Mile Long ‘Do Not Enter’ Sign for Ukraine

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#CIARRE

Ciarre Campbell's "Self-Care" Involves Faking Cancer for a Honeymoon Fund, Because Apparently That's a Thing Now

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