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#MARK

Mark Harmon Returns to NCIS: Origins, Because God Forbid We Let a Dead Franchise Rest in Peace

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#CHOLESTEROL

Your Blood Is Basically Bacon Grease, Says Study Nobody Asked For

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#MOON

Jaw Drops As Tonight’s Supermoon Decides To Just Absolutely Rub One Out Over The Ocean

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#KATHIE

Kathie Lee Gifford Reveals She’s Been Living With ‘Excruciating’ Chronic Pain, And Honestly, Same Bestie, Same

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#TOM

Tom Kean Jr. Finally Discovers New Jersey Exists, Immediately Trips Over Pothole

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#BIG

Big Brother: Unlocked – Creepy New App Lets You Spy on Your Neighbor’s Smart Fridge for a Monthly Fee

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#REUTERS

Man Yells At Cloud, Claims His 401(k) Is ‘Too Successful,’ Experts Baffled

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#FABLE

# Gamers Are Pissed That The New Fable Game Doesn’t Let You Punch A Chicken, And Honestly, The Devs Had It Coming

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#NEIL

# Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch Drops Mic, Says The Constitution Is Basically Just Vibes Now

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#SONNET

Shakespeare’s “Sonnet 5” Drops Heated Diss Track About Father Time, Stans Are Furious

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#MARK

Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta Admits It’s Been Training AI On Your Private Photos And DMs, But Promises Not To Be ‘Weird’ About It

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#MOBILE

Mobile Phone Addiction Has Officially Rewired Our Brains into Dopamine-Slurping Garbage Disposals

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#HICKENLOOPER

Governor Hickenlooper Accidentally Serves Taco Bell To French Ambassador, Starts International Incident

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#VANITY

"We Need to Talk About the 'Katseye' Interview That Made Everyone Uncomfortable (And Not In The Fun Way)"

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#ROBERT

RFK Jr. Just Declared War on the FDA’s ‘Emergency Use’ Power, and Reddit Is Already Choosing Sides

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