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#DAGEN

# Dagen McDowell Gets Absolutely Roasted After Telling Americans to 'Just Move' for a Job

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#MARIO

Nintendo Drops ‘Mario Kart World’ Update, Adds Realistic Car Insurance, Student Loans, and Existential Dread

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#EDDA

Edda Elisa Pilz Managed to Offend Literally Everyone in a Single Campaign Speech

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#ORBELIN

Shocking New Update About orbelin pineda That's Going Viral Across America Right Now

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#ED

Ed Harris Shuts Down Political Sign Thief With A Warning Shot—Literally, You Absolute Morons

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#WAXING

Woman Goes In For A Routine Wax, Leaves With A Lawsuit And A “Soul-Shattering” Revelation About Her Husband

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#TRUMP

Trump’s Latest Genius Move: Brags About 'Beautiful' Nuclear Button, Forgets It’s Not a Doorbell

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#ENOLA

Enola Holmes 3 Greenlit, And We’re All Supposed To Act Surprised

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#DONALD

Donald Trump’s July 4th Rally Was Basically A Fever Dream Hosted By A Hologram And A Boombox

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#MITCH

Mitch McConnell Freezes Mid-Sentence, Achieves New Record For 'Longest PowerPoint Transition Effect'

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#SAN

# San Francisco’s Latest Brilliant Idea: Installing AI-Powered Public Toilets That Yell at You for Pooping

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#CAUCASIAN

Caucasian Shepherd Owner Shocked When ‘Gentle Giant’ Eats Neighbor’s Chihuahua, Then Blames The Victim

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#MOSCOW

Moscow’s Billionaire Bunker Broke: Rich Russians Now Begging for a Refund on Their Apocalypse Pods

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#ZELDA

# Nintendo Announces $70 Ocarina of Time Remake, Gamer Tears Immediately Sour the Economy

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#LAW

Law Roach Drags Zendaya’s Stylist Beef Out of the Closet, And It’s Juicier Than a Kardashian Reunion

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