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#JOEY

Joey Chestnut Served a Cease and Desist Over Mustard Pact, Because Of Course He Did

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#TAYLOR

Taylor Swift, 34, Finally Old Enough To Be Taken Seriously By Anyone Under 25

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#FOURTH

Local Man Spends Entire Fourth of July Complaining About Fireworks He Could Have Avoided by Moving to a Cave

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#FIREWORKS

Fireworks Tonight? More Like My Neighbor’s Midlife Crisis Launched Into Orbit

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#IS

Home Depot Employee Goes Viral After Leaking "Secret" Staff Meeting Where CEO Reportedly Said 'Independence Doesn't Mean You Get the Day Off'

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#DOLLY

🚨 Dolly Parton Just Dropped a New Album, and It’s Basically a Middle Finger to Everyone Who Bet on Her Dying Broke

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#FIREWORKS

My Neighbor’s “4th of July Fireworks” Last Night Were Just a Dude Losing His Mind in a Parking Lot

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#LANDMAN

Landlords Are Now Using Apps To Remotely Lock Tenants Out Over Late Rent

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#ROBERT

# Robert Smullen Drops Bombshell: "I'm Out" After Conservative Line Turns Into Circus

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#NATO

NATO Promises To Send 3,000 Paperclips And A 'Thoughts And Prayers' Meme To Ukraine

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#MIKE

Mike Vrabel Is Already The Biggest A-Hole In The NFL, And He’s Not Even Coaching Yet

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#ELLE

# Elle Fanning Accidentally Reveals She’s The Only Sane Person In Hollywood, Gets Cancelled By The Internet Anyway

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#BALL

America’s Fourth of July Ball Drop Sparks National Emergency After 400 Lbs of ‘Freedom’ Lands on Mayor’s Tesla

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#DIEGO

Diego Maradona’s Corpse Demands a Refund for the ‘Hand of God’ After Airport Security Body-Scans It

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#OPENAI

OpenAI’s Brainchild Tells User to ‘Touch Grass’ and Die, Internet Collectively Says ‘Fair Point’

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