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#TPS

# Supreme Court Drops Absolute Bombshell: TPS Holders Can Now Apply For Green Cards Without Leaving The Country, Because Apparently The Universe Isn't Chaotic Enough

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#LIONEL

Lionel Richie’s Neighbor Lawsuit Exposes the Only Thing More Expensive Than a ‘Hello’ Tune: His Fcking Hedge

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#GILMORE

Gilmore Girls Fans In Shambles After Realizing The Show Was Actually About Rich People Problems The Whole Time

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#GTA

Gamer Bro Forced to Touch Grass as GTA 6 Delay Confirmed, Immediately Forgets How Breathe Works

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#MILLIE

Millie Bobby Brown Roasted Into Oblivion For Claiming She’s ‘Never Had A Real Friend’ – And The Internet’s AITA Verdict Is In

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#KELSEY

Florida Man Avoids Jail for Catastrophic Boat Crash Because His Cat’s Name Was ‘Shrimpy’

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#FORTNITE

Fortnite Servers Down Again, Literally Unplayable, My Mom Grounded Me for Yelling

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#SPRING

Spring is Here, and So Are the 47 New Ways You’re Already Failing at Being Happy

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#RECKLESS

Manchild Sues LEGO Because His Kid Almost Died After He Did The Dumbest Thing Imaginable

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#ZOE

Zoe Saldaña Finally Admits She’s Never Seen a Single ‘Avatar’ Movie, Announces She’s “Ready to Move On”

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#EMILIA

# Emilia Clarke Says She’d “100%” Return to ‘Game of Thrones’ Spinoff, As If The Internet Hasn’t Already Decided How To Hate It

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#PLAYSTATION

PlayStation Execs Reportedly Realized Bungie Is Basically Just A Very Expensive Alarm Clock That Keeps Ringing 'We’ll Ship Next Year'

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Finally Admits She’s Been ‘Mildly Inconvenienced’ By The Apocalypse, Experts Shocked

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#GREGG

Gregg Phillips Finally Releases Voter Fraud Proof, It’s Just 4chan Screenshots and Vibes

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#MARVEL

Marvel Fans Lose Their Absolute Garbage Over ‘Endgame’ Re-Release That Literally Adds Nothing

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