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#RENT

# Landlords In Shambles: NYC Actually Proposes Rent Freeze, And Tenants Are Drooling

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Screws Over Zynga Employees One Last Time—And It’s Peak Billionaire Garbage

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#ASHURA

“Bruh, My Bad”: Shia Muslim Accidentally Starts Ashura Livestream Instead of Zoom Call; Internet Predictably Loses Its Collective Mind

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#ALLENTOWN

# Allentown Fire Department's "Controlled Burn" Accidentally Torches Entire Block, Residents Say "It's Fine, We Were Moving Anyway"

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey’s McDreamy Midlife Crisis: Buys Entire Maine Town, Locals Are Big Mad Online

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#STUDENT

Student Loan Forgiveness App Finally Just Deletes All Your Other Debt Instead

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#LAINEY

Lainey Wilson’s New Song ‘Hollerin’ from the Outhouse’ Is a Masterclass in White Trash Performance Art

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know: The One Petty Revenge Story That’s Splitting the Internet Faster Than a Roommate Who Eats Your Leftovers

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave Spotted Mooning Entire West Coast, Experts Say “This is Fine”

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#MOUNTAIN

Mountain Dew Is Literally Giving Away 5-Cent Packs And Reddit Is Having A Full-On Existential Crisis

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#TICKETMASTER

Ticketmaster Finally Admits 'Dynamic Pricing' Just Means 'We Saw You Had No Other Choice'

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#PCE

"My CEO Wanted a 'Vibe Check' on Our PCE Report. I Gave Him the Raw Numbers. Now He’s Pissed I Didn't Use AI to Make It Sound Less Depressing."

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#SURGERY

Surgeon Accidentally Removes Patient’s Entire Sense Of Humor During Routine Gallbladder Removal, Family Says “He Was Never The Same”

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Fans Throw a Fit Over Manon’s “Special Treatment,” and Honestly, It’s Giving Boomer Energy

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#ANNA

"Entitled Influencer Anna Paulina Luna’s House Blockade Backfires So Spectacularly It Basically Became a Netflix True Crime Docuseries, But Dumber"

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