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#JANICE

JANICE DEAN JUST BROKE THE INTERNET AND YOUR MOM’S SPINE AT THE SAME TIME 💀🔥

🔥 Vol: 2000

#MARIANNE

MARIANNE LAKE JUST MESSED UP THE DEBATE SO BAD IT BROKE THE INTERNET 💀🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#STRAIT

Strait of Hormuz Goes CRAAAAZY Right Now 🌊💀 Global Supply Chain About to COOK or COLLAPSE? 😱

🔥 Vol: 5000

#MOUNTAIN

# THE MOUNTAIN DEW 5 CENT BUNDLE IS BACK AND IT’S BREAKING THE ECONOMY 💀🔥

🔥 Vol: 5000

#ANN

LIVING LEGEND ANN BLYTH IS STILL SERVING FACE AT 96 🔥👑🏆

🔥 Vol: 2000

#SURGERY

SURGERY IS LITERALLY JUST THE NEWEST TIKTOK TREND NO ONE ASKED FOR 💀🏥

🔥 Vol: 10000

#LOST

LOST BOYS PHOEBE BRIDGERS LYRICS JUST DROPPED AND WE ARE NOT OKAY 😭🔥

🔥 Vol: 10000

#EVENTS

⚠️ NO CAP, EVENTS JUST GOT A GLOW UP 🔥 THE ENERGY IS DIFFERENT NOW ⚡

🔥 Vol: 10000

#RENT

RENT FREEZE NYC IS ABOUT TO SNAP THE ENTIRE CITY’S NERVES 🤯💸

🔥 Vol: 5000

#TICKETMASTER

🎤 TICKETMASTER FINALLY CAUGHT IN 4K 💀 THE PEOPLE V. THE MONOPOLY IS GETTING REAL 🚨

🔥 Vol: 20000

#MARK

Your Daily Dopamine Hit Is ACTUALLY Ruining Your Brain 💀📱

🔥 Vol: 500

#JOHNNY

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE JUST DROPPED THE WILDEST NEWS AND THE INTERNET IS COMPLETELY UNWELL 😱🔥

🔥 Vol: 10000

#SWIMMING

🏊‍♂️ THIS SWIMMING HACK BROKE THE INTERNET (AND MY LUNGS) 💀💦

🔥 Vol: 10000

#KATSEYE

KATSEYE'S MANON JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL 🔥 AND WE ARE NOT OKAY 💔

🔥 Vol: 1000

#LAW

LAW & ORDER GOT A GLOW UP – AND NO, WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A NEW EPISODE 🚨🔥

🔥 Vol: 1000