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#SWIMMING

Swimmer Surprised to Discover Water is Wet, Vows to Never Trust Science Again

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#KING

King Charles and Queen Camilla Officially Say ‘Nah, We’re Good’ to Buckingham Palace, Leaving the Dry Cleaning Bill to the Next Sucker

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#SENATE

Senate Realizes It Might Have to Actually DO Something, Immediately Walks Back Rebuke of Billionaire Donor

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#PCE

OBLIGATORY OFFICE "VIBE CHECK" BACKFIRES AFTER EMPLOYEE USES "PCE REPORT" TO RAT OUT THE BOSS FOR NOT LETTING HIM VAPE IN THE BREAKROOM

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know That Nobody Actually Gives a Shit About Your "Journey"

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#MARK

Mark Pincus Gets Roasted Alive After Declaring ‘Gamification’ Invented When People Played Games Before Phones

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#ASHURA

# Man Gets Sentenced For "Excessive Crying" At Ashura Event, Internet Loses Its Collective Mind

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville Finally Admitted His Stunt Career Was Just a Cry for Help, and Honestly, Same

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#EVENTS

First Line: Man Who Hasn't Left His Couch in 72 Hours “Takes a Stand,” Immediately Regrets Every Life Choice

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#LAINEY

Lainey Wilson Serves Divorce Papers to ‘Common Sense’ After She Literally Forgets What Year It Is

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Fans Are Finally Getting Answers About Manon, And It’s The Most Chaotic K-Pop Drama Since The Last One

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#PATRICK

Patrick Dempsey’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Era Was a Trap, and We All Fell For It

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#ANNA

Anna Paulina Luna’s House Gets ‘Blockaded’ by Cops, and It’s the Most On-Brand Drama Ever

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#TICKETMASTER

# Ticketmaster’s New “Verified Fan” System Is Just a Fancy Way of Asking You to Pay to Lose

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#SEISMIC

Seismic Wave or Skibidi Rizz? Scientists Baffled by 'Brain-Rot' Vibe Shaking the Ground

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