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#XBOX

Xbox Officially Becomes a Luxury Item for Trust Fund Babies and Crypto Bros

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#DAVID

David Clayton Thomas Thinks He's Too Good for Your Woke Trash

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#IS

Ticketmaster's Website Literally Explodes, Leaving Swifties and Broke Dads in a Puddle of Their Own Tears

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#USHA

Usha Vance Gets Dragged Into VP Debate After Looking Slightly Uncomfortable For 0.3 Seconds

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#YILDIZ

Yildiz: The Turkish Star That’s About to Ruin Your Favorite Restaurant’s “Artisanal” Menu

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#LARA

Lara Spencer’s “Feminist” Apology Was Just Peak Boomer Gaslighting, Change My Mind

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#VACCINE

# Anti-Vaxxers Are Getting Measles, But Here’s The Worst Part: They’re Totally Shocked Pikachu Face About It

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#DOUG

Doug Martin’s Neighbors Say His ‘Silent’ Tesla Is Actually Just A Soul-Crushing Void That Eats Sunlight

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#CITIZEN

# Suburban Dad With "Neighborhood Watch" Spreadsheet Busted For Mowing Lawn At 6:47 AM, Which Is Somehow A Felony Now

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#TPS

# Supreme Court Drops Absolute Bombshell: TPS Holders Can Now Apply For Green Cards Without Leaving The Country, Because Apparently The Universe Isn't Chaotic Enough

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#LIONEL

Lionel Richie’s Neighbor Lawsuit Exposes the Only Thing More Expensive Than a ‘Hello’ Tune: His Fcking Hedge

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#GILMORE

Gilmore Girls Fans In Shambles After Realizing The Show Was Actually About Rich People Problems The Whole Time

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#GTA

Gamer Bro Forced to Touch Grass as GTA 6 Delay Confirmed, Immediately Forgets How Breathe Works

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#MILLIE

Millie Bobby Brown Roasted Into Oblivion For Claiming She’s ‘Never Had A Real Friend’ – And The Internet’s AITA Verdict Is In

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#KELSEY

Florida Man Avoids Jail for Catastrophic Boat Crash Because His Cat’s Name Was ‘Shrimpy’

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