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#SPRING

Spring Has Sprung: The Annual Gaslighting Festival Where We Pretend Pollen Allergies Are a Vibe

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#ALITO

# SCOTUS Drama: Alito and Sotomayor’s “Cordial” Lunch Spotted, Internet Melts Down Over Whether They Actually Like Each Other

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#RECKLESS

Lego CEO Reportedly Files Lawsuit Against 'Reckless Ben' For Allegedly 'Weaponizing' Minifigures In A Bar Fight

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#EMILIA

Emilia Clarke Gets Real About Why She Turned Down ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ – And Her Reason Is Peak Chaos

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#GTA

Gamers Furious After Leaked GTA 6 Footage Reveals You Actually Have to Play the Video Game

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#SCOTT

Scott Pelley Signs With CAA, Because Apparently Being a Boomer News Legend Wasn’t Enough

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#BRAD

Brad Pitt’s New GF Is Half His Age, But She’s ‘Mature For Her Age’ (Said No One Ever)

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Re-Release, Because Apparently We Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

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#STATIN

Study Finds That Statin Muscle Pain Can Now Be Predicted, Saving Millions From Gym Excuses

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#BAHRAIN

Bahrain Man Files Police Report After His KFC Order Arrives With ‘No Skin,’ Internet Loses Its Collective Mind

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#ED

ed norton’s fake persona finally exposed after 30 years of gaslighting the entire planet

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#CAIT

Cait Conley Is the White House’s New ‘Cybersecurity Czar,’ and She’s Already Making Tech Bros Cry Into Their Kombucha

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#GREGG

Gregg Phillips Vows to 'Personally Deport' Every Illegal Immigrant; Internet Asks If He Can Even Find His Car Keys

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#KEITH

Keith Urban’s Midlife Crisis Hits Peak Cringe: Buys Entire Private Island, Renames It ‘Nicole’s Revenge’

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#FAITH

Faith Hill’s Latest “Miracle” Costs More Than Your Rent, But At Least She’s “Humble” About It

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