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#ED

Ed Norton Baffles Internet By Simply Existing, Being Good At Stuff

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#RECKLESS

Lego Accused of ‘Reckless Ben’ Marketing That Turned Kids into Tiny Architects of Chaos

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#MARVEL

Marvel Studios Announces Avengers: Endgame Re-Release, Because Apparently We Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

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#SPRING

# Spring Isn’t A Season, It’s A 3-Month Long Publicity Stunt By Your Local Pollen Cartel

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#GREGG

# Man Spends 5 Hours Staring At Wall, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind

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#SCOTT

Scott Pelley Signs With CAA, Immediately Regrets All Life Choices That Led To This Point

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#COLIN

Colin Farrell Gets Roasted Alive For Saying He'd "Love" To Play A Penguin Again—Internet, Obviously, Has Thoughts

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#PLAYSTATION

Sony Execs Apparently Realize Buying Bungie Was A Colossal Waste Of Everyone’s Time

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#JD

# Usha Vance’s "Couchgate" Photos Leak, Internet Melts Down Over Whether She’s Actually Holding a Glass of White Wine or Just Plotting World Domination

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#ASHTON

Ashton Kutcher’s Latest Side Hustle Is Making Me Question If We’re Living In A Dystopian Tech Bro Novel

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#BAHRAIN

Local Man Discovers Bahrain Exists, Immediately Demands To Know If They Have a Chick-fil-A

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#LINCOLN

Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Finally Reflects Something Other Than Tourists' Selfies After Draining for 'Deep Cleaning'

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#ALITO

Alito and Sotomayor Get Into a Spat So Heated, Even the Courtroom Snacks Started Taking Sides

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#GTA

GTA 6’s $100 Price Tag Leaks, And Gamers Are Already Calculating How Many Kids They’ll Need To Sell

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#TOM

Tom Sandoval’s Latest Crisis Proves He’s Actually Just a 45-Year-Old Man Who Forgot How to Be a Human

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