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#SENATE

Senate Walks Back Rebuke After Realizing They Actually Agreed With The Thing They Rebuked

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#TRUMP

Trump's Mail Ballot Order Ruling: Because Nothing Says 'Land of the Free' Like Making It Harder to Vote

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#STUDENT

I Took Out $200K in Student Loans to Become a Barista, and Honestly, It’s Everyone Else’s Fault

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#TICKETMASTER

Ticketmaster CEO Accidentally Admits They’re Just Making Up Prices, Still Shocked We’re Mad

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#SURGERY

Surgeon Accidentally Removes Patient’s Entire Personality, Family Says ‘Honestly, It’s An Improvement’

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#STRAIT

Iran Fires Warning Shots at Oil Tanker, Finally Gives the World Something to Panic About Instead of Student Loans

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#KATSEYE

Katseye Stans in Full Meltdown as Management Drops the ‘Manon’ Update Nobody Asked For

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#KING

King Charles and Queen Camilla Officially Dip Out on Buckingham Palace—Because Who Wants to Live in a Tourist Trap?

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#JOHNNY

Johnny Knoxville Finally Admits He’s ‘Too Old For This Shit,’ Immediately Gets Hit By A Bus

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#LAINEY

Lainey Wilson’s New Meatloaf Recipe Sparks Outrage After She Admitted It’s Just A Glorified Hamburger Helper

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#YOU

You Deserve to Know Why Everyone’s Suddenly Ghosting You (It’s Not a Glitch)

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#MARK

Mark Pincus, the Godfather of Digital Grift, Finally Admits He Invented the Blueprint for Modern Hell

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#PATRICK

# Patrick Dempsey’s ‘McDreamy’ Comeback Tour Just Crashed Into Reality—And We’re All Here For The Wreckage

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#ASHURA

# Shia Muslims Beat Themselves With Swords For Ashura, And The Internet Has Some Thoughts

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#LAW

I Tried To Return A Used Air Fryer To Walmart And Got Arrested For ‘Felony Retail Fraud’ – AITA For Thinking The Receipt Policy Was A Suggestion?

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