This time it was the Jacksonville Jaguars, who gave him a shot at tight end, watched him for one preseason, and then politely showed him the door like a guy who brought a ukulele to a funeral.
If you're keeping score at home, that's now three professional sports where Tebow has been employed and zero where he's currently on a roster.
Baseball, football, and... well, we're all still waiting on that hockey career, buddy.
The former Heisman winner turned minor league outfielder turned blocking dummy lasted exactly one training camp at a position he'd never played.
In related news, I've never flown a helicopter, but I'm confident I could get cut from a helicopter team just as fast.
Jaguars coach Urban Meyer, who brought Tebow in presumably because he ran out of people from his old Florida staff to hire, called the decision "one of the hard parts of the business." Which is coach-speak for "I have to cut someone, and it's not going to be the guy who can actually catch a football." To be fair, Tebow reportedly didn't embarrass himself.
He showed up, worked hard, and didn't complain.
That's more than most of us can say about our last performance review.
But "didn't embarrass himself" is not exactly a ringing endorsement when the bar is "make an NFL roster at age 34 at a position you've never played." The internet, as you might imagine, handled this with its trademark grace and nuance.
Half of Twitter declared it a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.
The other half fired off jokes about how Tebow should try curling or competitive eating next.
A few brave souls suggested he simply doesn't have the talent, which is apparently a hate crime in certain corners of the internet.
Here's the thing nobody wants to say out loud: Tebow is not a victim.
He's a guy who got multiple chances most players never sniff, largely because he's a beloved cultural figure with a Heisman trophy and a book deal.
What is genuinely fascinating is how Tebow became a Rorschach test for everything people feel about faith, fame, and second chances.
Love him or hate him, you probably have opinions.
Most NFL players get cut and nobody blinks.
Tebow gets cut and it trends for two days.
The guy has made more money, inspired more people, and dated more celebrities than everyone reading this combined.
He'll probably be on ESPN by Tuesday. **The take:** We keep treating Tebow's career like it's a movie with a third-act comeback, but sometimes the credits just roll.
He's a decent guy who had a great college run and a weird, fascinating pro career.
That's just a guy who kept swinging until the league told him to stop.
Final Thoughts
Respect the hustle, sure — but let's stop pretending this is anything other than a roster move.