Okay so boom. It's 3 AM. I'm scrolling. My thumb is numb. And then my entire timeline just detonates at the same time. 💥
Drake. Tour. Dates. Cities. The boy is going back on the road.
And the internet? Cooked. Absolutely cooked. Burnt toast. Charcoal. Somebody call the fire department because nobody online is breathing right now. ðŸ˜
Let me break down the chaos for you because it's genuinely a lot and I need you to be seated.
**THE ANNOUNCEMENT**
It dropped out of nowhere, which is how the 6 God moves. No warning. No breadcrumb trail. Just a post, a vintage-looking flyer, and a caption with like four words max. And that was it. That was all it took.
Twitter went from zero to a thousand in about eleven seconds flat. Within the hour, "DRAKE TOUR" was trending. Not trending in music. Trending trending. Trending next to whatever political nonsense was happening that day. Trending next to the sports discourse. Trending next to a random cat video because