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Ellen Read Touted ‘Safe Streets’—Her Ticket Logs Tell a Different Story

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Ellen Read Touted ‘Safe Streets’—Her Ticket Logs Tell a Different Story

Ellen Read Touted ‘Safe Streets’—Her Ticket Logs Tell a Different Story

The hypocrisy isn’t just ironic; it’s asphalt-paved and radar-gunned. For years, State Representative Ellen Read has stood on the floor of the legislature, her voice trembling with righteous indignation, demanding we reimagine our roadways. She has championed the "Vision Zero" initiative, argued passionately for the reduction of speed limits in residential zones, and publicly shamed suburban commuters as "vehicular terrorists" in op-eds that made her a darling of the progressive urbanist set. She has framed the debate as a simple moral equation: if you drive a heavy SUV, you are part of the problem; if you ride a bike, you are the solution.

So, when the public records request landed on my desk yesterday, I laughed out loud, then checked the date to make sure it wasn’t April 1st. It wasn’t.

The document shows that Representative Read, the self-appointed guardian of pedestrian safety, was cited by State Police on the I-95 corridor just outside of Hartford at 11:47 PM on a Tuesday. The charge? Speeding. The recorded velocity? 87 miles per hour in a 55-mile-per-hour zone. That isn’t a "flow of traffic" infraction; that is a blatant, foot-to-the-floor disregard for the very laws she has spent her political capital expanding.

Let’s sit with that number for a second. 87 miles per hour. That’s not the speed of a distracted mom rushing to pick up a sick kid. That’s not the pace of someone drifting a little over the limit. That is the velocity of a driver who believes the rules of the road apply to other people. That is the speed of absolute entitlement.

The fallout was immediate. Her office issued a terse, pre-printed statement claiming she was "deeply sorry" and that she "accepts full responsibility for her actions." She paid the fine—a paltry sum for a sitting legislator, roughly the cost of a nice dinner for two at the farm-to-table bistro she frequents in the district. She will likely attend a defensive driving course via Zoom, click through the slides, and consider the matter closed.

But here’s the thing that should make every American driving to work tomorrow furious: This isn't just about one bad night. This is the clearest window into the "Do as I say, not as I do" culture that is suffocating our public trust. We are living in an era where the policy-making class has decided that your life needs to be micromanaged, your freedoms curtailed, and your wallet taxed—all in the name of "safety." Yet, the moment they are out of the committee hearing room, they operate under a completely different set of rules.

I covered the "Safe Streets" hearings last spring. I watched Ellen Read point a trembling finger at a map of accident hotspots, blaming "reckless individualism" for the rise in pedestrian fatalities. She advocated for automated speed cameras on every arterial road, arguing that we cannot trust "the average driver" to exercise judgment. She called for the installation of speed bumps so aggressive they would bottom out the suspension of any sedan built before 2015.

And yet, here she is, driving 32 miles per hour over the limit on a highway she likely voted to fund with a "congestion pricing" scheme designed to punish solo commuters.

This isn't a Republican or Democrat issue. This is a "ruling class" issue. It is the same arrogance we see in our senators who privately trade stocks while publicly demanding you divest from fossil fuels. It is the same disconnect we see in mayors who fly private jets to climate conferences to lecture you on your carbon footprint. It is the same hypocrisy we see in the CDC officials who told us masks were useless, then useful, then mandatory—while never having to wear one in their private chauffeured cars.

When Ellen Read blew past that state trooper, she wasn't just breaking the law; she was inadvertently telling us the truth. She was telling us that the speed limits, the traffic cameras, and the "safe streets" rhetoric are not about protecting lives. They are about control. They are about managing the behavior of the masses while the elite enjoy the unencumbered right to go about their business as fast as they damn well please.

The bigger picture here is grim. Americans are becoming increasingly aware that our institutions are run by people who hold us to standards they themselves would never meet. We are told to sacrifice, to slow down, to be patient, to defer to experts. But the experts are speeding past us on the shoulder, flipping us the bird.

The real tragedy is that we have become numb to this. We expect it. We shrug it off because we are exhausted. But this story matters because it hits the most visceral, daily part of our lives: the commute. When you are sitting in gridlock, staring at your gas gauge, wondering if you can afford to fill up again, remember that the people who raised your gas taxes and lowered your speed limit are out on that same highway, doing 87 in a 55, laughing all the way to their first committee meeting.

The fine she paid will go into the general fund. She will keep her committee seat. She will likely use this as a "learning moment" in her next campaign ad, showing her humility. But the damage is done. The mask has slipped, not just for Ellen Read, but for the entire class of professional scolds who believe the law is a suggestion for them and a hammer for you.

We are living in a society where the rules are merely a costume worn for the cameras, easily discarded when the traffic thins out and the night is dark. The speedometers don't lie, even when the politicians do. The question is, what are we going to do about the fact that the people writing the rules are the ones most likely to break them? The answer, apparently, is nothing. We'll just slow down, let them pass, and wonder when we lost control of the road entirely.

Final Thoughts


Let’s be blunt: when a sitting legislator racks up multiple speeding citations, it’s not just a personal failing—it’s a glaring breach of the public trust, especially when that same individual votes on traffic safety laws. The optics are terrible, but the real issue is the dismissive attitude toward accountability that far too often accompanies power. Ultimately, this story isn’t about one bad driver; it’s a reminder that the law’s credibility hinges on those who write it respecting it first.