
đ¨ LANDMAN GOES VIRAL FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS đ¨
Bet you didnât wake up today thinking a show about oil drilling would have you screaming at your TV like itâs the Super Bowl, huh?
Well, buckle up bestie, because Taylor Sheridanâs newest masterpiece *Landman* just dropped and itâs giving main character energy, chaos daddy vibes, and honestly? Itâs the most unhinged thing to hit Paramount+ since *1923* had us all crying into our kombucha.
Letâs talk about it. đ
First off, Billy Bob Thornton is back and heâs serving face, serving grit, and serving âI will absolutely fight you in a parking lot at 3 AMâ energy. He plays Tommy Norris, a landman (which is basically the oil industryâs version of a fixer, but make it cowboy couture). Heâs out here negotiating leases, dodging lawsuits, and apparently also dodging bullets? Because this show is literally 40% oil talk, 60% pure, unfiltered chaos.
And hereâs the tea: the internet is losing its collective mind.
Not because itâs good (though it lowkey is). Not because itâs bad (though some scenes are so extra they deserve their own trigger warning). No, bestie. The internet is losing it because *Landman* is the most boomer-coded, millennial-adjacent, Gen Z-confusing show that has ever graced our screens.
Weâre talking:
- A scene where Billy Bob literally tells a guy âfacts donât care about your feelingsâ and the internet gagged so hard we almost choked on our Starbucks.
- A character named âDaleâ who wears a cowboy hat and says things like âthe only thing that matters is production numbersâ and somehow thatâs supposed to be sexy???
- A female lawyer character who is introduced kicking a door down, screaming about âthe patriarchy,â and then immediately starts flirting with a man who just got shot at. Make it make sense.
And the memes? Oh honey, the memes are *immaculate*.
TikTok is flooded with edits of Billy Bob just staring intensely at oil rigs while dramatic country music plays. Twitter is going feral over whether the show is pro-oil or anti-oil (answer: itâs pro-chaos). And Reddit is having a full meltdown because apparently the show gets the oil industry âscarily accurateâ according to actual oil workers who are now posting threads like âI AM TOMMY NORRISâ with their LinkedIn profiles attached.
But hereâs the real viral moment: Episode 3.
Spoiler alert (but not really because everyoneâs talking about it): Tommy literally tells a billionaire CEO âyouâre the reason this country is softâ during a boardroom meeting and then walks out while a country song fades in. Itâs giving *Yellowstone* meets *Succession* meets a Bud Light commercial from 2015.
And the internet ate it up. Weâre talking:
- 15 million views on a clip of that scene in 24 hours.
- Countless âthis is the most based thing Iâve ever seenâ comments.
- And of course, the inevitable âthis show is problematicâ discourse because letâs be real, if a show isnât getting ratioed by both sides, is it even a hit?
But the real tea? The show is *actually* good.
Like, unironically watchable. The cinematography is gorgeous (Texas sunsets? Hello, wallpaper material). Billy Bob Thornton is giving a performance that somehow makes you root for a man who literally says âmoney is the only truth.â And the side characters? Chefâs kiss. Thereâs a character named âDustyâ who only speaks in oil industry jargon and has a mullet that deserves its own Instagram account.
Plus, the showrunners are clearly trolling us. Thereâs a scene where Tommyâs ex-wife shows up and immediately starts arguing about âcarbon footprintâ while heâs literally standing next to a diesel truck. Itâs so on the nose itâs basically a meme factory.
But hereâs the thing: *Landman* is tapping into something real.
Weâre in a moment where everyone is exhausted. Politics? Exhausting. The economy? Exhausting. The fact that your rent went up again while your salary stayed the same? Exhausting. And here comes this show about a guy who just wants to drill for oil, pay his bills, and maybe punch someone in a bar parking lot. Itâs simple. Itâs stupid. Itâs kind of beautiful.
And yeah, itâs already getting canceled by the woke mob and praised by the chud squad, which means itâs doing exactly what Taylor Sheridan wanted: making everyone mad while making everyone watch.
So whatâs the verdict?
If you want a show that makes you feel like youâre mainlining testosterone while also questioning your life choices, *Landman* is for you. If you want a show thatâs so extra itâs basically a parody of itself, *Landman* is for you. If you want a show that will have you screaming âthis is so stupidâ while also binge-watching all six episodes in one night? Yeah, bestie. Thatâs the one.
And honestly? In a world where everything is either doom-scrolling or wholesome content, we need a little bit of *Landman* energy. We need a show thatâs unapologetically messy. We need a show that makes you go âwhat the f*** did I just watchâ and then immediately hit play on the next episode.
So go watch it. Or donât. But if you donât, youâre gonna be the one person at the water cooler who canât join the conversation. And in 2024, thatâs the real crime.
Stan Billy Bob. Stan the oil rigs. Stan the chaos.
Final Thoughts
Having sat through enough boom-and-bust cycles in the energy patch to recognize the patterns, Iâd argue that *Landman* does a disservice to the gritty pragmatism of the real men and women who negotiate mineral rights and manage title disputes. The showâs penchant for melodramatic family feuds and romantic subplots distracts from the far more compelling, high-stakes tension of landmen navigating the legal quagmire of split estates and dormant mineral acts. Ultimately, it feels like a missed opportunity to dramatize the quiet, ruthless chess game of energy extraction, opting instead for the tired tropes of cowboy capitalism.