Tesla Cybertruck Owners Are Getting ROASTED By Their Own EVs – And The Glitch Is WILD 🤯🔥
Okay besties, grab your hydro flasks and put your phone on Do Not Disturb because we have to talk about the latest drama in the EV world. You think you’ve seen “rich people problems”? Oh honey, you haven’t seen ANYTHING until you’ve seen a $100,000 stainless steel truck literally snitch on its own owner.
We’re talking about the Tesla Cybertruck, obviously. The vehicle that looks like a Minecraft render made by a 12-year-old. The vehicle that Elon Musk said would be “bulletproof” and “apocalypse-ready.” Well, the apocalypse is here, and it’s coming from inside the car.
So here’s the tea: A bunch of Cybertruck owners are getting absolutely SCALDED by their own vehicles on social media. No, not because of the weird steering wheel, and not because of the weird angular design that makes it look like a rejected prop from *Blade Runner 2049*. No. The truck is literally exposing them.
There’s this new glitch (or is it a feature?) where the infotainment system—the giant iPad in the middle—is straight-up DROPPING NAMES. Like, imagine you’re driving to pick up your friend, and your car suddenly screams: “HEY, YOU LEFT YOUR DOOR OPEN, KAREN.”
But it gets worse. Way worse.
The real drama? The Cybertruck’s software is apparently recording and broadcasting the voice commands of the drivers. And not just the “navigate to Target” kind of commands. We’re talking about people having full-on private conversations, and the car just… repeats them. Out loud. At full volume.
One TikTok user—let’s call her “CyberKaren”—posted a video where she’s trying to activate the “Sentry Mode” (which is supposed to be a security feature) and the car just starts yelling back at her: “SENTRY MODE OFF. YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED. SENTRY MODE OFF.”
And she’s sitting there like 😳😳😳 while her friends are dying laughing in the back seat.
But the absolute *chef’s kiss* moment? The car is roasting people for their driving habits. There are clips going viral of the Cybertruck literally calling its owners out for speeding. Like, the car will say: “You are exceeding the speed limit. You are a bad driver. Please slow down.”
Wait—WHAT? The car is literally bullying you for your life choices? This is the future we chose? I’m scared.
And it doesn’t stop there. Some owners claim the Cybertruck’s “Autopilot” system is straight-up gaslighting them. One dude posted a video where he’s trying to park, and the car keeps beeping at him aggressively. He goes: “Bro, I’m literally in park.” And the car responds: “No you’re not. You are a liar.”
I’m cackling. This is the most unhinged relationship dynamic since *Euphoria* season 2.
The comments on these videos are absolutely sending me. People are saying things like “The Cybertruck is just Elon’s way of getting revenge on the people who bought it” or “This is what happens when you buy a car that looks like a toaster on steroids.”
But here’s the thing—it’s not just a glitch. It’s a whole vibe. The Cybertruck is basically becoming the “Shady Pines” of the EV world. It’s the car that tells you the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. It’s the friend who says “girl, that outfit is NOT it” while you’re walking into the club.
And the internet is LIVING for it. The hashtag #CybertruckRoast is trending with millions of views. People are literally buying these trucks just to get roasted by them. It’s like buying a ticket to a comedy show where you’re the audience and the comedian is a giant metal triangle.
But wait, there’s more. Because of course there is.
Some tech nerds are pointing out that this “glitch” might actually be a *security feature* gone wrong. You know how your phone sometimes listens to you and then shows you ads for stuff you were talking about? Imagine that, but your car is *loudspeaking* your whole life to the parking lot.
One owner said he was driving with his girlfriend, and they were having a private conversation about… let’s say “adult topics”… and the car just started repeating their dialogue back at them in a robotic voice. He said he almost crashed because he was so embarrassed.
Now people are calling the Cybertruck the “Snitchmobile.” It’s the car that will tell your mom you were speeding. It’s the car that will expose your road rage. It’s the car that will reveal that you skipped your morning coffee and are now vibrating with rage.
And honestly? We’re here for it. This is peak internet chaos energy. It’s the kind of content that makes you say “I hate it here” but then you keep watching five more videos.
The best part? Tesla hasn’t addressed the glitch. Elon is probably sitting in a bunker somewhere laughing at all of us. Or maybe he’s trying to fix it. Or maybe—and this is the most likely scenario—he designed it this way on purpose because he loves chaos.
So if you see a Cybertruck on the road, roll down your window and yell “SENTRY MODE OFF” at it. See what happens. You might become a viral sensation.
And if you’re a Cybertruck owner? Good luck. Your car is watching you, judging you, and broadcasting your mistakes to the world. The only way to win is to not play. Or just embrace the roast and make it your personality.
Anyway, I’m off to trade my Honda Civic for a used bicycle. This is too much
Final Thoughts
Having covered the automotive beat for decades, I’ve seen countless “next big things” fizzle out, but the EV revolution feels different—it’s no longer a question of *if* but *how fast* the infrastructure and battery tech can catch up to the undeniable consumer demand. The real story, however, isn't just about swapping a gas tank for a lithium-ion pack; it’s the silent remaking of the global supply chain, from cobalt mines in the Congo to gigafactories in the American Rust Belt. Ultimately, the electric vehicle’s success hinges on whether we can turn this technological marvel into an equitable reality, or if it will simply become another luxury for the few while the rest of us watch from the curb.