# Manhattanite Furious That Landlord Turned Off Heat After Temps Hit 78 Degrees, Calls It "Inhumane"
Look, I get it. You pay $4,200 a month for a “cozy” 400-square-foot studio in Hell’s Kitchen that somehow still has a coal chute in the corner, and you expect the bare minimum in return: a radiator that hisses like a wounded goose even when the sun is literally setting the sidewalk on fire. But one New Yorker’s recent meltdown over her landlord cutting the heat has hit a new level of unhinged that even this subreddit has to respect.
Let me set the scene: It’s mid-April in Manhattan. The air is thick with the smell of street meat, dog piss, and shattered dreams. The thermostat reads 78 degrees outside—basically a sauna with better bagels. So naturally, the building’s super, a man named Dmitri who hasn’t smiled since 2003, flips the switch on the boiler. Heat’s off. Summer is unofficially declared. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Everyone except one woman, who we’ll call "Karen from the 5th Floor" because that’s basically her legal name at this point.
She took to the building’s Tenant’s Facebook group—a place where passive-aggressive notes about recycling bins go to die—to declare that her apartment had dropped to a “bone-chilling” 68 degrees. She claimed this was a violation of the New York State warranty of habitability, and that her landlord was “actively trying to freeze her to death.” She also threatened to withhold rent and file a complaint with the city.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “68 degrees? That’s literally the temperature my office keeps the AC at to save money while I wear a parka under my desk.” And you’d be right. But for this particular specimen of Manhattan privilege, 68 degrees is apparently the same as being stranded on the *Titanic*.
The post, which has since been shared to r/Manhattan and r/ChoosingBeggars, is a masterclass in entitlement. She argues that “the city hasn’t legally declared the heat season over yet.” She cites some obscure local law about the heat being required until May 31st. And she’s technically, sort of, maybe not wrong? The city’s heat season *is* technically October 1 to May 31. But that law was written in an era when people didn’t have space heaters, electric blankets, and the ability to just, I don’t know, put on a fucking sweater.
The comments are, predictably, a bloodbath.
“Babe, it’s 78 degrees outside. Your apartment is 68 because *you* left the window open,” one user wrote.
Another chimed in: “My guy, I live in a basement unit that hasn’t seen sunlight since 1997. My apartment is 62 degrees right now and I’m wearing shorts. Touch grass.”
But the OP doubled down. She claimed that her “medical condition” (which she did not specify, but we all know it’s “I’m a delicate flower who has never experienced a draft”) requires a “stable temperature of 72-74 degrees at all times.” She then accused the landlord of “financial abuse” by turning off the heat to save a few bucks on fuel.
Here’s the thing: Your landlord is probably an asshole. That’s a given. They’re charging you $5,000 for a closet with a boiler that sounds like a dying whale. But turning off the heat when it’s 78 degrees outside isn’t an act of tyranny. It’s common sense. It’s like complaining that the building turned off the air conditioning in January.
The real kicker? She’s threatening to call 311. Good luck with that. The city’s 311 operators are already dealing with people complaining about noisy neighbors, broken elevators, and the fact that the rats on the subway have learned to use turnstiles. They’re not sending an inspector because you’re too stubborn to close a window.
And can we talk about the sheer audacity of living in New York City and complaining about the temperature? You live in a city where your neighbor’s apartment smells like weed and kimchi 24/7. Where the subway platform is 110 degrees in July and 30 degrees in January. Where your rent is higher than the GDP of a small island nation. And you’re crying over 68 degrees?
This is the same energy as the people who move to Williamsburg and then complain about the noise from the bar they moved above. The same people who buy a condo next to a fire station and then demand the city reroute the fire trucks.
But here’s the real AITA moment: The landlord actually caved. According to an update post from another tenant, the super turned the heat back on “as a courtesy.” So now, while the rest of the city is sweating through a humid 80-degree day, the residents of this specific building are roasting alive in their apartments because one person couldn’t handle a light breeze.
I hope she’s happy. I hope she’s sitting in her 74-degree paradise, wrapped in a cashmere throw, sipping a $12 oat milk latte, while her neighbors are opening windows and trying to create a cross-breeze with a box fan and a prayer.
This isn’t just a story about a Karen. This is a story about the fundamental failure of the New York City tenant mindset. We’ve all been screwed by landlords. We’ve all had to deal with leaks, roaches, and rent hikes that would make a Wall Street banker blush. But at some point, you have to pick your battles. Fighting for the boiler to stay on when the weather is basically a beach day is not a battle. It’s a cry for help.
And to the woman on the 5th floor: If you’re reading this, please know that we’re all judging you. Put on a hoodie. Or better yet, move to Florida. They
Final Thoughts
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