# Man Claims He Invented "RSA Country" Where Everyone Gets A Decryption Key At Birth, Internet Points Out He Just Described Having A Passport
**TUSCALOOSA, AL** — In what experts are calling the single most galaxy-brained misunderstanding of both cryptography AND civics since someone tried to pay their taxes in Bitcoin, a man on Reddit has gone viral after claiming he invented a revolutionary new concept called "RSA Country," where every citizen is issued a unique cryptographic key at birth that lets them access their own private data and verify their identity.
The only problem? He literally just described having a government-issued ID. And a passport. And probably a library card from 1998.
The post, which appeared on r/CrazyIdeas early Tuesday morning, was authored by user u/CryptoKing_420_69, who wrote with the unearned confidence of a man who just watched a 12-minute YouTube video on public-key infrastructure and decided he had unlocked the secrets of human civilization.
"Okay hear me out guys," the post began, in the traditional mating call of the terminally online. "What if there was a country where every single person, at birth, was given a unique RSA key pair? A public key for everyone to see, and a private key that only you know. Then, whenever you need to prove who you are, you just sign something with your private key. No more identity theft. No more fake IDs. It's foolproof."
The post, which has since been deleted after the OP realized he had accidentally described the DMV, was immediately screenshotted and shared across the internet, where it was met with the kind of brutal, surgical mockery that only Reddit can provide when they smell blood in the water.
"Bro invented the concept of a birth certificate and thought he was Alan Turing," wrote u/DefinitelyNotASynth in the top-voted comment, which currently sits at over 47,000 upvotes.
Another user, u/Throwaway_Sovereign, added: "Congratulations. You've reinvented passports, driver's licenses, social security numbers, and literally every other form of identification that has existed since the Roman Empire. Do you want a gold star or do you want to just go ahead and apply for a patent on the wheel while you're at it?"
The OP, clearly shaken by the response, attempted to defend himself in a series of increasingly desperate replies that read like a man trying to explain blockchain to his grandmother while she slowly reaches for a wooden spoon.
"No, no, you don't get it," he wrote. "This is different. In RSA Country, your key is MATHEMATICALLY tied to your identity. You can't fake it. It's impossible to steal."
To which user u/HashBashed responded: "So... like a fingerprint? Or a retina scan? Or a signature? Or a password? Or a PIN number? Or the secret handshake you invented with your dad when you were seven?"
The thread quickly devolved into a masterclass in internet anthropology, as users began to realize that the OP had not only reinvented the concept of government-issued identification, but had also somehow managed to make it worse.
"This is literally just the DMV but with more math and less waiting in line," wrote u/BureaucracyEnjoyer. "And let me tell you, I'd rather stand in line for three hours than try to explain to a government employee why my private key got revoked because I spilled kombucha on my laptop."
Others pointed out the logistical nightmare that would be "RSA Country." What happens when you lose your private key? What happens when you die? What happens when your newborn baby, who apparently needs to be issued a cryptographic key at the exact moment of birth, starts crying because the hospital Wi-Fi is down?
"Imagine being born and the first thing that happens is you're handed a 2048-bit private key that you're expected to memorize," wrote u/NeuralNetNoob. "I can barely remember my own phone number. If I had to remember a cryptographic key, I'd be stateless by age six."
The OP, now fully in damage control mode, attempted to pivot by claiming that "RSA Country" would also have a blockchain-based voting system, which only made things worse.
"Oh great, now you've invented the Electoral College but with gas fees," wrote u/DecentralizedDisaster.
At this point, the post had gained enough traction that it caught the attention of actual cryptography experts, who weighed in with the kind of weary, academic condescension that only someone with a PhD in number theory can muster.
Dr. Sarah Mitchell, a professor of computer science at MIT, told reporters that while the concept of using public-key cryptography for identity verification is indeed a real and useful technology, the idea of applying it to an entire nation-state at birth is "like saying you've invented a new way to toast bread by building a nuclear reactor."
"We already use public-key infrastructure for things like HTTPS, email encryption, and digital signatures," Dr. Mitchell said. "But the idea of issuing a key to every citizen at birth and expecting that to solve identity theft is absurd. You'd have to assume that no one ever loses their key, no one ever gets hacked, and no one ever makes a typo when copying a 64-character hex string. That's not a country. That's a nightmare."
She added: "Also, children exist. Do you know what a three-year-old does with a private key? They eat it. Or they draw on it with crayons. Or they trade it to their friend for a goldfish cracker."
The OP, now thoroughly ratioed and likely logging off to rethink his entire life, posted a final comment before deleting his account entirely.
"Fine. I guess you guys just aren't ready for the future."
To which the internet responded, in unison, with the most devastating reply of all:
"The future is already here. It's called a passport. You can get one at the post office. It costs $130."
Final Thoughts
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