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Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff Basically Just a Contest to See Who Can Pretend to Care About Housing the Hardest

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Xavier Becerra California Governor Runoff Basically Just a Contest to See Who Can Pretend to Care About Housing the Hardest

AITA for thinking the Xavier Becerra California governor runoff is just a glorified debate about who can vaguely promise to "fix everything" without actually saying how? TL;DR: Becerra’s out here recycling old AG speeches, his opponent is just a chatbot programmed to say “homelessness bad,” and we’re all somehow supposed to act like this isn’t the most mid-off in Golden State history. The real winner is whoever figures out how to build a time machine to skip to the next election. 🚂💨