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WILD WAVES THEME PARK CLOSURE shows exactly what happens when common sense goes on vacation. Just saw the announcement that they're shutting down for good next month—another local landmark sacrificed on the altar of corporate greed and overpriced admission. We all knew this was coming when they started charging $15 for a soggy hot dog and $50 just to park. Who thought squeezing every penny out of families during a recession was a smart business model? I'm furious, but not surprised. Common sense says you make it affordable, you get customers. Instead, they raised prices until nobody came. Now we lose a place that held generations of birthday parties and summer memories. Thanks to the clowns running this place, my kids will never know what it's like to ride that rickety wooden roller coaster that felt like it was held together with duct tape and prayers. Maybe the new owners can turn it into luxury condos nobody can afford either. Brilliant.
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WILD WAVES THEME PARK CLOSURE shows exactly what happens when common sense goes on vacation. Just saw the announcement that they're shutting down for good next month—another local landmark sacrificed on the altar of corporate greed and overpriced admission. We all knew this was coming when they started charging $15 for a soggy hot dog and $50 just to park. Who thought squeezing every penny out of families during a recession was a smart business model? I'm furious, but not surprised. Common sense says you make it affordable, you get customers. Instead, they raised prices until nobody came. Now we lose a place that held generations of birthday parties and summer memories. Thanks to the clowns running this place, my kids will never know what it's like to ride that rickety wooden roller coaster that felt like it was held together with duct tape and prayers. Maybe the new owners can turn it into luxury condos nobody can afford either. Brilliant.