BREAKING: Man Child Sues Wild Waves Theme Park Closure After Lifeguard Said It's Not 'All About Him'
AITA for thinking that the 'wild waves theme park closure' is just a lazy excuse for my local water park to finally ban cannonballs? Saw this gem on Nextdoor: Some dude, let's call him *Kevin*, is absolutely fuming that Wild Waves shut down for the season, claiming it's a personal attack on his "summer vibes." He posted a 10-paragraph manifesto about how the park's "woke agenda" (which apparently includes "safety protocols" and "pool cleaning") ruined his July 4th plans. TL;DR: Kevin is big mad that the park has to close due to "reasons" like weather and maintenance, and he's demanding a refund for a season pass he bought three years ago. The comments are a goldmine of people calling him a 'Karen-in-training' and linking him to the definition of *entitlement*. Honestly, the only real tragedy here is that the wave machine broke and we can't get a video of this guy getting slapped by a rogue tube.