Wild Waves Theme Park Closure Has Locals Furious, But Honestly, That Place Was a Biohazard Since 2007
AITA for not shedding a single tear over Wild Waves theme park closure? TL;DR—that place was a literal petri dish of chlamydia and overpriced Dippin' Dots. The "wild waves" were just a greenish-brown swamp of regret, and the "theme" was apparently '90s deconstructionism. But sure, weep for the loss of a park where the main attraction was tetanus. 💀